Christmas celebration And all around the nation Won't you stay with me tonight cause I'm running out of fight and the pagentry is such a bore Carolers are singing registers Ka-chinging And the presents are in place but I'd rather eat some mace 'cause the eggnog always makes me sick You know how the story goes you've seen it all before That man is so obese that he can't get out the door Christmas to perfection I'm begging for some action and the ringing in my ears is the sound of Christmas cheer
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