Weezer
"Christmas Celebration"


Christmas celebration 
And all around the nation 
Won't you stay with me tonight cause 
I'm running out of fight 
and the pagentry is such a bore 

Carolers are singing 
registers Ka-chinging 
And the presents are in place 
but I'd rather eat some mace 
'cause the eggnog always makes me sick 

You know how the story goes 
you've seen it all before 
That man is so obese that he can't get out the door 

Christmas to perfection 
I'm begging for some action 
and the ringing in my ears 
is the sound of Christmas cheer