Альбом Eminem

"Morning, Marshall."
"Morning, doc."
"So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?"
"Anxious."
"Anxiety?"
"Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous."
"Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now. Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet?"
"Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back"
"Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't."
"Well, yeah, I mean I godda start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?"
"Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your shedule, we know you're a busy person."
"But I thought variety was the most important thing?"
"So what else are you thinking?"
"Um, well, I know I godda start practising the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them."
"Steps?"
"Yeah, steps."
"There's a lot of them, aren't there?
"Well, twelve."
"Christ, I don't even know them all."
"Really?"
"Anything else?"
"Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted to?"
"Take a drink."
"What?"
"Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off."
"Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to."
"What, you mean these?" *shakes pills*
"Man, what the fuck!?"
"Marhsall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts already? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall. We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall...? Marshall!?
"No, no, no, no, NO!"

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[Eminem]
There is no escaping, there's no place to hide
You scream "someone save me", but they don't pay no mind...goodbye

[1st Verse]
Your walking down a horror corridor
It's almost 4 in the morning and your in a nightmare its horrible
Right there is the coroner, waiting for you to turn the corner so he could corner you
Your a goner he's on to you, out the corner of his cornea he just saw you run
All you want is to rest cause you can't run anymore your done
All he wants is to kill in you front of an audience
While everybody is watching in the party applauding it
Here I sit while I'm caught up in deep thought again
Contemplating my next plot again
Swallowing a calotapin while I'm not in and out of ionamin
At the Ramada Inn holding on to the pill bottled in
Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom and make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at McDonalds with blood all over me
Dead bodies behind the counter shit
Guess I must've just blacked out again
Not Again

[Chorus]
It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door
Bodies laying all over the floor and
I dont remember how they got there but I guess I must've
Killed em, Killed em

It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door
bodies laying all over the floor and
i dont remember how they got there but i guess i must've
Killed em, Killed em

[2nd Verse]
Sitting nude in my living room its almost noon
I wonder whats on the tube maybe they'll show some boobs
Flipping every channel until I find Hannah Montana
Then I reach for the Aloe & Lanolin
Bust all over the wall panel and
Dismantling every candle on top of the fireplace mantle
Grab my flannel and my bandana then
Kiss the naked mannequin man again
You can see him standing in my front window if you look in
I'm just a hooligan who's used to using halucenogens
Causing illusions again, brain contusions again
Cutting and bruising the skin
Razors, scissors and pins
Jesus when does it end?
Phases that I go through
Dazed and I'm so confused
Days that I don't know who
Gave these molecules to
Me what am I gonna do?
Pay the prodigal son, The Diabolical one
Very methodical when I slaughter them

[Chorus]
It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door
Bodies laying all over the floor and
I dont remember how they got there but I guess I must've
Killed em, Killed em

It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door
bodies laying all over the floor and
i dont remember how they got there but i guess i must've
Killed em, Killed em

[3rd Verse]
She puts the lotion in the bucket
She puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hoes again
She puts the lotion in the bucket
She puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hoes again

I bite and I slash, slice and gash
Last night was a blast I can't quite
Remember when I had that much fun on the half pint of the jack
My last Vic and a half, a flashlight of Kim Kardashians ass
I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
December I think it was I was having drinks with my cousin
I wrapped him in Christmas lights pushed him in the stinking tub
Cut him up into pieces and just when I went to drink his blood

I thought I outta drink his bathwater
that outta be fun
thats when my days of serial murder
manslaughter begun

The sight of blood excites me
That might be an artery son
Your blood curling and screams
Just dont seem to bother me none

It's 3 Am and here I come
So you should probably run
A secret passageway around here
Man theres got to be one, or no there's probably none
He can scream all that he wants top of his lungs
It ain't gonna stop me from choppin him up, up

[Chorus]
It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door
Bodies laying all over the floor and
I dont remember how they got there but I guess I must've
Killed em, Killed em

It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door
bodies laying all over the floor and
i dont remember how they got there but i guess i must've
Killed em, Killed em

My mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
That why I am like I am cause I’m like her,
Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
That why I’m on what I’m on cause I’m my mom,

My mom my mom I know youre probably tired of hearing about my mom (oh oh)
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked (ya ho)
Valium was in everything food that I ate,
The water that I drank fucking peas on my plate,
She sprinkled just enough of it the seas in my steak,
So everyday I have at least three stomach aches,
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a fucking cheaver,
My teacher didn’t think I was going be nothing either,
What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether,
Either that or the mother fuckers been puffing reefer,
But all this huffing and puffing wasn’t what it was either,
It was neither I was buzzing but it wasn’t what she thought,
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch you aint my keeper, im sleeping,
What the fuck you keep on fucking with me for?
Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone I aint playing,
Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra.

My mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
That why I am like I am cause I’m like her,
Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
That why I’m on what I’m on cause I’m my mom,

Wait a minute this aint dinner this is paint thinner,
You ate it yesterday I aint hear no complaints did I?
Now here’s a plate full of pain killers now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes you little mother fucker ill make you sit there and make that retarded fucking face without even tasting it, you better lick the fucking plate you aint wasting it,
Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again,
And I aint giving in, your gonna just sit there in one fucking place spinning again till next thanksgiving and if you still aint finished it I use the same shit again then when I make spinach dip it will be placed into shit, you little shit want to sit there and play innocent, Iraq fella hit me at k mart and they witnessed it, child support, your father he aint slipped us shit and so what if he did that aint none of your dang business kid.

Verse 1
I was born with a dick in my brain yeah fucked in the head,
my stepfather said that I sucked in the bed,
till one night he snuck in and said, "we're going out back- I want my dick sucked in the shed",
can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?,
"After I fuck you in the butt get some head,
bust a nut get some rest",
the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fucks up with this kid,
the bastard won't even eat nothin he's fed,
he just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead",
"Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset,
go in there stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck,
I bet you he's faking it, I'll bet you I'll bet,
he probably just wants to see how upset you would get,
I'll go handle this of course unless you object?"
"Aw go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head"

Chorus
If could count the skeletons in my closet,
under my bed and up under my faucet,
then you would know I completely lost it,
is he nuts? NO, he's insane,
If you could count the skeletons in my closet,
then you would know I completely lost it,
is he nuts? NO, he's insane.

Verse 2
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my face off,
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw,
then he took the chainsaw bit the fuckin' blades off,
ate the blades stuck a baseball in a slangshot,
then he aimed at his own face let the thang pop,
took his eye out picked it up and played pang-pong,
then he played pang-pong with his own dang dong,
that motherfucker's got nuts like Kang Kong,
then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn,
and he laid all up underneath it with the thang on,
then he took his pants he took every fucking thang off,
everythang 'cept his tank to and his training bra,
ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac that's Shady dog man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog?,
Shady dog what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours?,
say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for sang along,

Chorus

Verse 3
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah- well then tell me,
would you rather get fetched or the feltching?,
Fuck 'em in the ass suck the come out while you're belching,
(burp) burp belch and go back for a second helping,
can you dig what I', sayin' man can you smell me?,
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me,
fuck a little puppy kick the puppy while he's yelping,
Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me,
what the fucks happening? I think I'm fucking melting,
"Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well being",
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing, I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see,
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me,
she showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street",
but it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea",
"well this one's called "Ass Rape" and were shooting the jail scene",

Chorus

***** in scottish accent*********
ohh! it’s muic to my ears!
oh man!
how can i describe… the way i feel?!
fuckin great man!…..ok!
let me see…how could i begin?
****** end of scottish accent *****

locked in mariah’s wine cellar all i had for lunch
was red wine more red wine and captain crunch
red wine for breakfast and for bunch
and to soak up in an between snack crackers to munch
mariah what ever happened to us? why did we have to break up?
all i asked for was a glass of punch
you see i never really asked for much
i can’t imagine whats
going through you mind after such
a nasty BREAK-up
with that laughing hump
luis-miguel, nick cannon better back the fuck-up
i’m not playing i want to back ya punk
this is hello kitty bed spread seth and funk
mixed with egyptian with a little rappin pulse
zappin eric clapton (shaq brings half a crunk???) and yeah bebe!!
i want another crack at cha
you can beat me with any spatula that you want
i mean i really want you bad ya cunt
nick you had your fun
i come to kick you in your sack of junk
man i could use a fresh batch of blood
so prepare your vernacular
for dracula acupuncture

********chorus*********
bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease for pete’s sake he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad
what’s going through my mind half the time when my rhymes are blowing up my…
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on cuz im gone blowing up my …
bagpipes from baghdad
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag…
******** end of chorus **************

you can be a permanent fixture
in my lyrical mixture
im the miracle whip the tricksta
my sig-niture sound
when the tuba lips sticks around
im bound to put it on in an instant wow man
what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharmaceuticals
this beautiful pill left dust on my palm my cuticles
get residue form just touching the bottle
never knew i could remind me so much of my mama
i cut you like (darma??)
pull the butcher knife you ya
the size of saw board im like the fuckin rex on ya
get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowing you norman
your so fuckin annoying drive the shovel boy
you'll know what the fuck you doing
i aint playing no fuckin more, nick cannon you prick
i wish you luck with the fuckin whore
every minute there’s a sucker born
snuck up on (Melaca ??)
made the muthafucker suck on a (suckacorn??)
sucka? suckacorn? suckacorn??
hit jason in the face with a hockey puck
and told him its fucking on
man what the fuck are you doing
you running over snow blower
with the lawn mower blowing your…

********chorus*********
bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease for pete’s sake he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad
what’s going through my mind half the time when my rhymes are blowing up my…
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on cuz im gone blowing up my …
bagpipes from baghdad
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag…
******** end of chorus **************

in the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
i bet you they'll become heterosexuals
nothing will stop me from molesting you
titty fucking you till your breast nipples flesh tickles my testicles is what they said to the two conjoined twins
hows it going girlfriends you needs a boyfriend?
you need some ointment, just set up an appointment
who’s-gonna-go-see-the-doctor first? we’ll do a coin flip
i just got my one year sobriety coin chip
when the bad get going how bad does going get?
baby you shouldn’t have any trouble rubbing groins with
each other especially when you joined at the hip
im going to get the needle and thread from the sowing kit
in attempt to separate em and stitch em back together at the loins…shit
your the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy chip
cookie looky even took me a polaroid….

********chorus*********
bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease for pete’s sake he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad
what’s going through my mind half the time when my rhymes are blowing up my…
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on cuz im gone blowing up my …
bagpipes from baghdad
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag…
******** end of chorus **************

******using auto-tune**********
huhulaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
huhummm diddddly laaaaaaaaaa
huhummm diddddly laaaaaaaaaa
huhummm diddddly laaaaaaaaaa

[Intro]
Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is...(Shady)
It's so nice to meet you
It's been a long time
I'm sorry it's been so long
My name is...(Shady)
I never meant to leave you

[Verse 1]
you see that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second im bout to stick a (neck in my mouth?)
I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wrecking the house
That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now?
Just the necklace I lost, ready to step in his blouse(?)
Man I should check to see if my mum left any out
Nope! Guess I'll reroute
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
oooh, Jackpot, yeah
Open Sesame mouth!
Down the hatchet, the feeling you can't match it
A rat tap tap on your door with the damn ratchet
Attack tack tack in the hall with the damn hatchet
A knapsack packed with like 40 some zantac's
Shortly come back I'm tryna score me some (?)
I'm bout to relapse so baby pour me some Jack Daniels
(La forgey forgey forgey???)was bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch
I'm back at cha

[Chorus]
I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!
And are you menstruating baby
My girlfriend's waiting to say hello
The way your titties are wiggling
And your booty is shaking like jello
I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

[Verse 2]
My equalibrium's off, must be the lithium
I dont need to buy any drugs man people give me 'em
It just becomes everyday extra curriculum
No reason in particular it was stricty fun
A fifth of Roman and two bottles of one fifty one
fifthy one people asleep in my damn living room
Excuse me hun
But what is your name?
Vivian?
I woke up next to ya naked and er did we um...
...Of course we did
But didn't I strap a jimmy on?
I'm looking for the Trojan wrapper but there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm
But disease is something i'm trying to keep my penis free from
I find the package and i'm cool I immediately run
Like speedy guns, Alice, to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple a threes, I'm feeling for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum..

[Chorus]
I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!
Do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

[Verse 3]
Oh those were the days, they certainly were
It's hurtin' me to know that I be closing that curtain for good
( scratched: word word word word)I second that and I third
Rushed to emergency surgery
to try 'n' flush me because of the drugs that he purchase
He's no longer getting the 300 bucks for these perkadins (?)
Plus he's getting to be where he lustfully searched again
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him
Tirelessly on the phone tryin ta rustle up muscles relaxers
For his back and a couple of packs now he's doubling back-
wards and he's stumblin' back
Slipped and fell, hit his back
Boom
Heard something go crack
Now he's up in the bathroom like he's bustin' a nap?
almost ended it that soon because of the fact...
..I'm just bustin' my own chops when I'm bustin' the rap
Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it
I'm back!

[Chorus]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello!
Do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

[Outro]

That's all I'm saying

Hello (Hello)
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is...(Shady)
It's so nice to meet you
It's been a long time
I'm sorry I've been so long
My name is...(Shady)
I never meant to leave you

Yeah
It's like starting over
Clean slate
Ha

[Tonya]
Hey! Hey, stop, hey. Please stop, fuck stop!
Thank God you stopped.
fuck, my fucking on star isn't working,
I left my fucking phone at home!
God, I've been standing out here for like, an hour
I'n soaking wet, freezing
Thank you so much. Really, you're a life-saver
What are you doing?
Fucking! Get away from me! What the FUCK! FUCKIN ASSHOLE!
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER! GET AWAY!
GET AWAY YOU FUCKIN FREAK! GET AWAY FROM ME!
GODDAMIT FUCK! HELP ME!

Yo...
Same song and dance
Damn girl, everywhere I go
Same song and dance
I like the way you move! All over the globe
Same song and dance
Something about it man
Same song and dance
In the Pale Moonlight
Yo...

I'm lookin' at ya, yeah girl
Your kind of tookin' back by
The whole rapper thing aren't ya?
Probably thinkin' you'll get slapped so dang hard ya
Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya?
Couple rape charges, people think you're a monster
The police constantly buggin' ya non-stop
I walk up on ya, well hello Tonya
I think ya got your OnStar button inside your car stuck.
You outta gas, do you gotta flat?
I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat
I got your back
Why don't you put your laundry basket in the back
And sit up front, not askin' it's a trap
You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a rap
In broad day, with no mask for this attack
I heard 'em say, exact opposites attract
If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get ya back
C'mon

Yeah baby, do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You ain't ever gonna break that glass
The windshields too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me?
Same song and dance...

The first victim I had, she was a big one
Big movie star, a party girl, big fun
She was the girl the media always picked on
In and out of rehab, every 4 to 6 months
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once
What an event it was, I was sitting in front
I was hooked in it the first glimpse of them buns
Seen her back stage now here's where I come in son
Look here she comes I better pull out the big guns
Hello Lindsay, you're looking a little thin hun
How bout a ride to rehab, get in cunt
Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want
Girl I'm just kidding let me start over again hun
See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention
Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
You little Wench ya, murder wasn't my intention
If I wanted to kill you it would of already been done
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her
With sixty-six inches of extension... cord.

Yeah baby, do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You ain't ever gonna break that glass
The windshields too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me?
Same song and dance...

My second victim was even bigger then the first
Pop star, icon, the whole works
She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst
Upon the scene and seen that the world was hers
She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts
It irked me and made me mad at first
I lashed out through my songs but what was really going on
Was that I had developed a crush
I just didn't know how to tell it to her...
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons
of, footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?
We'll settle this once and for all, I'mma tell her at dusk
Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must
Creep up, to her mansion in stilettos and just
climb the gate and ring the bell like hello my love,
I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up!
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
I'll share my valium with you cause I'm feelin you Britney!
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one
Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
I've been feeling you ooh ooh girl you sexy little gal you
Hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value
Come-on toots, give me the valium alleyoop...
I'll slam dunk it in your mouth til you puke
And just as soon you pass out in your alphabet soup
I'm 'bout to, make a new outfit out of you
New outfit? Shit I'll make a suit out of you
Shoot! Now show me how you move baby do how well ya do

Yeah baby, do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You ain't ever gonna break that glass
The windshields too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me?
Same song and dance...

Same kickin' and screamin' same cryin' and sobbin'
Same song and dance...
Same diggin' and pleadin' same yellin' and bleedin'
Same song and dance
Yeah
Same song and dance
I know
Same song and dance

Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantack for andacity if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutious maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see it when I come in girl

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style bigger than Slim

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without ,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alphalpha
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think hes about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, im your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!

DR DRE, 2020, Yeah

(Intro)
Ohh, My Goodness,
What have I done,
Oh No,
I can't believe it,
It's like,
I've got the whole world, In my palm
And im ready to (?)

(Verse 1)
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecora Becka,
It's the village in New York right next to the Try Decka,
It's my sector,
Almost sexual dissector,
Come again, Rewind Selector,
I said nice rectum,
I had a bisectimy hector,
So you can't get pregnant if i bisexually reck ya
Hannibal Lecter, in the guy (?) i bet ya i (?)
In the five seconds i get ya

Em, what's goin' on...It's Paul...ahhm...Dre gave me a copy of the new album...and...I just...sigh...Fuck it. 

Yep yo
Follow Me
Come with me to the dark side of the force
No man would vote to go to this place
The devil only knows of this place world so dark
And oh so cold its oh so cold oh so cold oh so...

Soon as my flow starts
I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even tho they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya
Girl you think your so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark
Stay Wide Awake

A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

Fe fi fo fum
I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter central park its dark its winter in December
I see my target with my car and park it at a poacha tenda
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
I sit down beside her like a spider hi there girl you mighta
Heard of me before see whore your the girl that ida
Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wida
Fuck you with ad the umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya
Im the kinda guy thats mild but I mite blip in get a little bit wilda
Impregnate a lesbian gal and lets see ya have triplets and milda
Incinegrate them babies as soon as that out ho with formalda
Hide in cyanide girl you can try and hide you can try to scream louda
No need for no gun powder that only takes the fun outta
Murderin id rather go vinn vinn and now you see just how the
Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right thru your scalp uh...
Shit wait a minute I mean skull my knife seems dull
Pull another one out uh

Soon as my flow starts
I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even tho they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya
Girl you think your so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark
Stay Wide Awake

A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

So dark nd so cold my friends dont know this otha side of me
Theres a monster inside of me its quite ugly nd it fright-uns me
But they cant see what I can see theres a vacancy in my tummy
Its makin me play hide n seek like jason im so hungry
Shes naked see no privacy but I can see she wants me
So patiently I try to be but see why does she taunt me
Pull the drapes nd she goes rite to sleep
And I creep rite thru the front seat
So patently but silently cuz I kno that shes sound asleep
Whos wakin me so violently nd why is he on top of me
Hes rapin me she trys to scream somebody please get him off me
Hes tapin me hes bitin me hes laughin likes its funny
Shes scrapin me shes fightin me shes scratching like some dumb freak
Escapin me no vicousy I might just be Ted Bundy
Or satin gee what a site to see im dancin in my red panties
Im crazy but its alight with me nd life can be so empty
Stay away from cuz im dancin to quite a different drum beat

Soon as my flow starts
I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even tho they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya
Girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark
Stay Wide Awake

A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

But I tried to stay wide awake coud u mite be found dead by the lake
Soon as you let me bound to sleep bitch so long ima try to take
Play for lite today rite to way why do they try to fight today
I must make them pay twice as much mite as well put the knife away
Now I use power tools how bout now why u in the shower
Scower u for 6 hours till ill teach you power outlets
How did ya figure out I was down in your basement now ya
Musta just heard the sound of my stomach growlin from down there
Positive theres no one fowla down here thats how they found ya
Face down in the tub I drown you with powtha down as around ya
Such a style that impowers such powers look how you cower
Jumped out on you now like I was a jaawa from fuckn star wars
Jabba the hut be de ba ba be de ba ba its time to die die
Aught to not even botha to scream it dont even matta
Amazing when raising skin with these razor blades he raves at ya
Not ya everyday damien bathe me holy water
Notin like somethin to say so please undastand theres no runnin him
Wheres the thrill in a hunt theres no fun in that here I come wit axe
Once I act like lumberjack when im hackin him up with that
What was that dial 911 someone is comin in from the back

Soon as my flow starts
I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even tho they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya
Girl you think your so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark
Stay Wide Awake

A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

This is your fucking captain speaking
We will soon be reaching an altitude of four million and a half feet
That’s eight million miles in the sky
Please, undo your seatbelt for takeoff
You are now free to smoke about the cabin

I’m Dre from back in the day from
NWA from black and the gray from
Choking a bitch to smacking her face from
Stacking up bodies to
Racking their kegs up
Racking a bitch to
Stacking them crates up
I’m still hungry
And I’m back with a tapeworm
And we was happening and rapping and tame at me
Shady for us competition
Faggot, There ain’t none

Speak of the devil
It’s attack of the rain man
Chainsaw in hand, blood stain on my apron
Soon as the blade spun run, they run away from
Who wanna play dungeon?
No one is safe from
In search of a brain surgeon
A great one
Wait, the day ain’t funny man
It’s urgent
I need one
Two boxes of detergent and a paint gun
And an emergency squirt gun to spray A-1

So one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
We’re now smoking with the best (the best)
I said one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
We’re now smoking with the best (the best)

Smoke signal in the sky like Verizon wireless
A nice environment
Surprised, entirely hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrants
taking lives of firemen
Say goodbye, here I am again
Naked wives and vicadin
Before I begin to get so high; pussy boy, I could spin
Fin, fin
Fuck the handle I fly off the hinge
Let that boy off the bench, coach and throw it to him
There he goes in his trench coat, no clothes again
Baby, make us some French toast and show us some skin
I show you every inch grows of my foreskin
Show me nipple I pinch, throw up, and throw up a ten
Now you know it’s a sin to tease, blow us again
The sorcerer of intercourse - if it’s forced, it’s him
Don’t fight the feeling if you’re feeling the force within
And when you wake up in the morning next to the porcelain

So one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
We’re now smoking with the best (the best)
I said one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
We’re now smoking with the best (the best)

Now where’s there’s smoke, there’s fire
Where there’s fire, there’s flames
Where’s there’s flames, there’s chronic
Either you high or you ain’t
I got no time for no games
Nah, uh he ain’t playing
He’s gonna get the AKA and aim it right at your brain
I’m slightly insane
Vodka and kreatine
Hypnotic and red bull
It’s an incredible energy drink
And it’s given me wings
I believe I can fly
While I pee on a girl
You catch me, CSI
It’s as easy as pie
And as simple as cake
Dre, get on the mic and make them dribble and shake

Now put your smoke up in the air
And raise your henny and coke
And if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know
We can smoke till there’s no more lighter fluid to do it
Lets get into it
You smoking with the triest and truest
I got the Midas touch
When it comes to rolling shit up
You motherfuckers ain’t smoking
You just holding shit up
Now here we go
Let’s get up, get down hold up a blunt
I smoke the kinda stuff that make the records go number one
Cuz if at first you don’t succeed, won’t hurt to smoke some weed
Now them words are just a little more personal for me
Seeing is how I blew up off of puffing them trees
Well puffing ain’t enough for me
Fuck yeah, light it up Cheech, come on
Smoke me out, cuz
Give me contact buzz
Get me on track
They love me when I’m on that stuff
But this earth calling Shady, man come on back (what?)
Man we’re losing him; he won’t even respond back (fuck!)
Now look at all the pretty women in here
(Damn bitches)
Dre, it’s hot
I think we better go check on their temperatures
I give them the thermometer
You get the bandages
Now baby just bend over
This won’t hurt a damn it just…

So one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
We’re now smoking with the best (the best)
I said one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
We’re now smoking with the best (the best)

Must be the Ganja
it's the marihuana
thats creeping upon me while I'm so high
maybe it's the hindi that has gotten in me
whatever's got into me I don't mind

Yea, (oh, oh), yea yea, oh

I feel like dancing
I feel like dancing

I smell something in the air thats making me (high)
I said I smell something in the air thats making me high

ok here we go, do-re-mi-fa-so, fa so la di fa so
lyrical rise flow, give back the Tabasco
you mother fuckers musta not know the tic tac songs
time to show you the mo kick ass flow in the cosmos
Picasso with a pick axe a sick asshole
she tac toe frozen six pack with exacto
knives, strangling wives with pig lasso
few bags of the the grass, zig zags, im with the doc so
you know how that go, skull and the crossbones
this is poison, the boys and girls who do not know
you do not want to try this at home my novato (novice)
this is neither the time or the place to get macho
so crack a six pack, sit back with some nachos
maybe some popcorn, and watch the show and just rock slow
it's not what you expected, tho what you thought though
bout time to you wake the fuck up smell the pot smoke

it must be the ganja
it's the marijuana
thats creeping upon me while I'm so high
maybe it's the hindi that has gotten in me
whatever's gotten into me I don't mind

it must be the Ganja
it's the marijuana
what's creeping upon me while I'm so high
maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever's got into me I don't mind

your dreams of getting fulfilled, I am literally getting the chills
spitting at will, me and Dre have just finished splitting a pill
you're submitting to skill, sitting still, I'm admitting, I'm beginning to feel
like I don't think anyone's real,
faced with a dilemma, I can be Dali Llama and become a bin gramma a step beyond a Jeffrey Dahmer
please don't upset me mama, you lookin sexy mama,
don't know if this the lala or the rum and pepsi mama
don't want to end up inside my refrigerator freezer,
be used as extra topping the next time I make a pizza
how many people you know can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row,
put em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper,
name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper,
location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped,
the trunk that they were stuffed in, the model the make the plate
and which motel which lake they found her in,
and how they attacked the victim,
say which murder weapon was used to do what and which one,
which knife and which gun, which kid, what wife or which nun?,
No stop I like this it's fun, the fuckin night's just begun.

it must be the ganja
it's the marijuana
that's creeping upon me while I'm so high
maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever's gotten into me I don't mind

it must be the Ganja
it's the marijuana
what's screeping upon me while I'm so high
maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever's got into me I don't mind

when I'm behind a mic dynamite is what its kinda like
get stuck with that same stick that you're trying to light
behind the boards is Dre, legends are made this way
isn't it safe to say, this is the way it should be?
maybe you need some lyric syrup sign for your symptoms
heres a dosage of the antidote now you give him some,
he can give her some, she can give him some
get behind a lynn drum, make up a beat and kill the sucka syndrome
you're spitting drama when it comes to lyrics and penance I'm
starting from scratch and then ending up at the end ending up
capable of bringing a bullets a still unbelievable bullets a
titanium brain that's full of, surprises
when the smoke rises right before your very own eyes
you stare into your stereos high
good evening, this ain't even a weed thing,
I didn't even smoke anything , I didn't even drink anything

it must be the ganja
it's the marijuana
that's screeping upon me while I'm so high
maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever's gotten into me I don't mind

it must be the Ganja
it's the marijuana
that's screeping upon me while I'm so high
maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever's got into me I don't mind

[Male Medic]
Mr. Mathers?
Mr. Mathers!
Mr. Mathers...Mr. Mathers can you hear my voice?
OK he's not responding
I'm gonna need an 18 gauge left AC right away

[Female Medic]
Uh, BP is 90 over 12, respiration's at 8
OK I'm tubing him

[Male Medic]
DMC this is medic 41

[Voice over radio]
Medic 41, this is DMC base, go ahead

[Female Medic]
He's cold, spike him back and grab the back board

[Male Medic]
OK, got it, on 3...1, 2, 3
Hu-let's move...

( Verse1 )
As i fall deeper into a manic state
Im a prime candidate for the gene to receive the drug addict traits
Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate
I seem to gravitate to the bottle of night quil then i salivate
Start off with the night quil like i think I'll just have a taste
Couple sips of that then i gradually graduate
Too a harder prescription drug called Valium like ya that's great
I go to take just one and i end up like having eight
Now i need something in my stomach cuz i haven't ate
Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak
And you'd think with all i have at stake
Look at my daughters face....
Mommy somethings is wrong with dad i think
He's acting weird again he's really beginning to scare me
Wont shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me
And all he does is eat Doritos and Cheetos
And he just fell asleep in his car eating three musketeers in the rear seat

( Hook )
Sometimes i feel so alone,
I just don't know ,feels like i been down this road before,
So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me,
Soon as i go home and close the door,
kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place i do,
But i cant and i wont say i tried but i know that's a lie cuz i don't
and why i just don't know.....

( Verse2 )
Maybe just a nice cold brew what's a beer
Thats the devil in my ear i been sober a fuckin year
And that fucker still talks to me he is all i can fuckin hear
Marshall come on we'll watch the game it's the cowboys and buccaneers
And maybe if i just drink half I'll be halved buzzed for half of the time
Who's that mastermind behind that little line
With that kind of rational man i got half a mind
Too have another half of glass of wine sound asinine
Ya i know
But i never had no problem with alcohol
Ouch look out for the wall aim for the couch im about to fall
I missed the couch and down i go looking like a bouncing ball
Shit must have knocked me out cuz i aint feel the ground at all
Wow what the fuck happened last night where am i
Man fuck am i hungover and god damn i got a head ache
Shit half a vicodin why cant i ?
" All systems ready for take off please stand by "

( Hook )
Sometimes i feel so alone,
I just don't know ,feels like i been down this road before,
So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me,
Soon as i go home and close the door,
kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place i do,
But i cant and i wont say i tried but i know that's a lie cuz i don't
and why i just don't know.....

( Verse3 )
So i take a vicodin splash it hits my stomach and ahh
A couple weeks go by it aint even like im getting high
now i need it just not to feel sick ya im getting by
Wouldn't even be taking this shit if deshaun didn't die
Oh ya theres an excuse you lose proof so you use
There's new rules it's cool if it's helpin you to get through
It's twelve noon aint no harm in self inducing a snooze
What else is new fuck it what would elvis do in your shoes
now here i am 3 months later full blown relapse
Just get high untill the kids get home from two homes relax
And since im convinced that im in-somniac
I need these pills to be able to sleep so i take 3 naps
Just to be able to function throughout the day lets see
That's an ambian each nap how many valium 3
And that will average out to about one good hours sleep
Ok so now you see the reason how come he
Has taken 4 years just too put out an album b
See me and you we almost had the same outcome Heath
Cuz that christmas you know the nomonia thing
It was bolognya was it the methadone ya think
Or the hydrocodone you hide inside your pornos
your vcr tape cases with you ambian cr great places to hide aint it
So you can lie to hailie im going beddy bye whitney baby good night elaina
Go in the room and shut the bedroom door and wake up in ambulance
They said they found me on the bathroom floor

( Hook )
Sometimes i feel so alone,
I just dont know ,feels like i been down this road before,
So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me,
Soon as i go home and close the door,
kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place i do,
But i cant and i wont say i tried but i know thats a lie cuz i dont
and why i just dont know.....

(Musical intro)
im just so fucking depressed
i just cant seem to get out this slump
if i could just get over this hump
but i need something to pull me out this dump
i took my bruises took my lumps
fell down and i got right back up
but i need that spark to get psyched back up
and in order for me to pick the mic back up
i dont know how or why or when
i ended up this position im in
im started to feel dissin again
so i decided just to pick this pen
up and try to make an attempt to vent
but i just cant admit
or come to grips the fact that i may be done with rap
i need a new outlet
and i know some shits so hard to swallow
but i cant just sit back and wallow
in my own sorrow but i know one fact
ill be one tough act to follow
one tough act to follow
ill be one tough act to follow
here today gone tomorrow but you'd have to walk a thousand miles

Chorus:
in my shoes, just to see
what its like, to be me
ill be you, lets trade shoes
just to see what id be like
to feel your pain, you feel mine
go inside eachothers minds
just to see what we'd find
look at shit through eachothers eyes
it dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to you
dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to you

i think im starting to lose my sense of humor
everythings so tense and gloom
i almost fee like i gotta check the temperature of the room just as soon as i walk in
its like all eyes on me i try to avoid any contact
cuz if i do that then it opens the door for conversation like i want that
im not looking for extra attention i just want to be just like you
blend in with the rest of the room maybe just point me to the closest restroom
i dont need no fucking man servant tryin ta follow me around and try to wipe my ass
laugh at every single joke i crack and half of them aint even funny like hahhhhh
"marshall your so funny man you should be a comedian god damn"
unfortunately i am i just hide behind the tears of a clown
so why dont you all sit downn
listen to the tale that im about to tell
hell we dont gotta trade our shoes
and you dont gotta walk no thousand miles

Chorus:
in my shoes, just to see
what its like, to be me
ill be you, lets trade shoes
just to see what id be like
to feel your pain, you feel mine
go inside eachothers minds
just to see what we'd find
look at shit through eachothers eyes
it dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to you
dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to youuuuu

nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we're dealt
we gotta take these cards ourselves and flip em dont expect no help
now i could have either just stayed at home sit on my ass and pissed and moaned
or take this situation with which im placed in and get up and kick my own
i was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags
and sat on the porch and hope and prayed for a dad to show up who never did
i just wanted to fit in in every single place every school i went
i dreamed of being that cool kid even if it meant acting stupid
and edna always told me keep making that face and it'll get stuck like that
meanwhile im just standing there holding my tongue trynwa twalk like dwis
then i stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole at 8 years old
i learned my lesson then cuz i wasn't trying to impress my friends no more
but i already told you my whole life story
not just based on my description
cuz where you see it from where your sittin its probably 110% different
i guess we would have to walk a mile in eachothers shoes at least
what size you wear? i wear tens
lets see if you can fit your feet

Chorus:
in my shoes, just to see
what its like, to be me
ill be you, lets trade shoes
just to see what itd be like
to feel your pain, you feel mine
go inside eachothers minds
just to see what we'd find
look at shit through eachothers eyes
it dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to you
dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to you
so
it dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to you
so

(music outro)

em:
yeah
to my babies
stay strong
daddy will be home soon
and to the rest of the world
god gave you shoes to fit you
so put em on and wear them
be yourself man
be proud of who you are
and even if it sounds corny
dont ever let anyone tell you you ain't beautiful

(feat. Dr. Dre & 50 Cent)

Ooww Ladies and gentlemen
The moment you've all been waiting for...
In this corner: weighing 175 pounds,
With a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders,
The undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world:
Slim Shady!

[Chorus: Eminem]
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them
And there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn
And we're starting this party from dusk

Ok... let's go

[Eminem:]
Back when Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk
Fix your must, you'll just be another one bit the dust
Just one up my mothers son who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt. Lick from under cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
It's a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed.
Bitches lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut.
Fist the cut. The lady give her eighty some paper cut.
Now picture us. It's ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cause when I spit the verse the shit
Gets worse and worse cause your soft
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
It's elementary. The elephants have entered the room.
I venture to say with the center of attention it's true
Not to mention back with a vengeance so heres the signal
Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio's back on you hoes.

[Chorus: Eminem]
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them
And there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk.

Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre

[Dr Dre:]
They see that low rider go by there, like Oh my!
You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cause I know why.
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre.
I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they're sick of me.
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA.
Cause over and above all, it's just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends.
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.
I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz.
Driving around with a smashed front end
Let's cash that one in.
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Derado
The hell if I know.
Do I want leather seats or vinyl?
Decisions, decision
Garage looks like precision collision.
Or maico beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though

[Chorus: Eminem]
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model .
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them
And there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk.

And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent

[50 Cent:]
It's bottle after bottle
The money ain't a thang when you party with me
It's what we into it's simple
We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe
I'm the napalm the bomb the don I'm king kong
Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on
I'm so calm through vietnam ring the alarm
Bring the shaun dawn burn marajaun do what you want
Nigga on and on till the break of what
Get the paper man I'm caking you know I don't give a fuck
I spend it like it don't mean nothing
Blow it like it's suposed to be blown
Motherfucker I'm grown
I stunt I style I flash the shit
I gets what the fuck I want so what I trick
Fat ass burgandy bags classy shit jimmy cho shoes
I say move a bitch move

[Chorus: Eminem]
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model .
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them
And there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk

[Eminem] This muthafucka man...
[Berman] It's ridiculous! I can't believe it!! Hold on... Em...
[Eminem] What up?
[Berman] Have a seat…Dre, I'll call you back
[Eminem] What now???
[Berman] I don't even know where to start
[Eminem] Okay...
[Berman] I got the album from upstairs...
[Eminem] And...
[Berman] And this is BY FAR, THE MOST,...
[Gunshot]
Incredible thing... I've ever... heard...


[Thanks to [email protected] for these lyrics]

Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run, to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how
Looking for me, Im underground (x2)

Dre. Im down here under the ground
Pick me up, broken tibias fibias yeah fix me up
60 sluts, all of them dying from mass fixia
After they sit pissed through Cristofer Reevs sippy cup
Dixie cups, tonsils, boxes of oxipads
Enough oxi-cotton to send a fucking nox to rehab
Whack job in a bag and a black stalking cap
Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match (He cant say that)
Yes he can, I just did faggot, now guess again
Better text messege next of kin,
tell em shits about to get extra messy aspecially when I flex again
Throw a fucking lesbian into wetzy men
Faggidy, faggidy, fagidy, ragidy ann and andy, NO! ragidy, andy and andy NO! it cant be, it cant be
Yes it can be, the fucking anti-christ back danty and satan in black set of panties
This is amity ville, collamity god damn it insanity pills fanity pack filled with zanies
Through everynote to cranny looking for tranny's
Milk and cookies spilled on my silk Negligee nookie
Razor-ba-lades with me to make you b-leed,
cases of maybelline make-up laying on the table with weed
Slim shady shit sounds like a fable to me
Until he jumps out of the fucking toilet when your taking a pee.

Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run, to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how
Looking for me, Im underground (x2)

Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair
Found at the back of a van after the shooting at the vanity fare
Hanna Montanna prepare to elope from a can opener and a pea cut open like a canalope and candy bears
Glad bags, yeah glad to be back, because last year was a tragidy that landed me smack dead in rehab
Fucking doctor, I didnt understand a damn that he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch
Two weeks in brightened, I aint enlightened
Biting into a fucking vicadin like im a vikin
Oh! Lighten the striken, oh might be a signed not like Im psychic
Evaluation fucking Jason its friday the 19th
That means is just a regular day and this is the kind of shit I think of a regluar lay
Fucking lesbians should have had her legs in the way
Now shes pregnent and gay, missing both legs and begging to stay.

Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run, to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how
Looking for me, Im underground (x2)

Tell the cridics Im back and coming
Spit it back in abundance
Hit a fag with onions and split a bag of fonions
Mad at me understandable, canable shooting animal light up a cannon and have him catapult adding a dog!
Captain of a cult, with a lead following to turn halloween back into a trick or treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers looking like a lier, swipe his power
Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers
Hit Jason Forbes with 40's
Stuck a expository up his ass and made him tell him his story
Gave hannbolecter a fucking nectarine
sat him down in a fucking fruit and vegtable section and gave him a lecture
Walked up bound street with a fucking wiffle bag drew
fought Freddy Cruger and Edward Scissor Hands too
Came out with a little scratch, ooh
Looking like a got in a fucking pillow fight with a tripple fat goose
Insanity, can it be panity, where is the humanity
And having a twisted fantisy with an arm and leg amputy
Straight jacket with a hundred eight bracketen
With a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it
Cut your fucking head off and ask you where your headed off to,
Get it headed off to (haha)
Medic this head looks awful
this anisthetic is pathetic so is this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco

Here comes the rain and thunder now
No where to run, to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how
Looking for me, Im underground (x2)

[Intro]
*Yawns
Yeah, look

[Verse 1]
If I woulda rap about the crap that's out
That's the route you probably want me to take
Cause you're just dyin' to know what I think
And my take on some other rappers
If I was to say something about Paul Wall, you'd probably crap in your
Pants, cause I'm white, and he's white, so he's like
My competition I mean, right?
Nope, Paul Wall is dope
And so's Bubba, so BLALALALAPFFTTTTT
B-b-b-b-b-but, I don't compete with nobody
I just go hard, do the rope-a-dope Ali
Shuffle, and dance around my opponents, you don't
Sometime's I just play possom, Like I'm asleep that's awesome
I'm like a sleeping Giant, and when I awake I'm like Dre
I just jump from outta nowhere and bite Ray
Sink my teeth in him and fill him, full of poison
And make a noise like snake before I kill him
And let him know that I just don't feel him
And smack him with the backward E, the Eminem emblem
Always thought if you was gonna murder somebody you should face em
Tell em why, look them dead in the eye, then waste em
And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of hell
And swallow the shell of the hollow who dwell
And the shadows of all who are willing to sell
Their souls, for this rap game, and it g-g-goes
123, 123, 123, that ain't the hook, now follow me
There's nothing else for me to say, my public adores me
Everybody bores me, they're just so corny
So at night before I sleep, I look in the mirror
The mirror grows lips and it whispers "Come nearer"

[Chorus]
My Darling, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, And if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, And if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

[Verse 2]
"Shady, I know you're in there, so where? Come here
Talk to me, sit here, pull up a chair
Why don't you gotcha hair? Hahahahaha
Dye it back, come on, try it" AHHHHHHHHH
No, I told you, leave me the fuck alone will you?
"But I'm here to rebuild you", But I already killed you!
"But Shady, we were meant for eachother
Think about your mother", yeah so what of her?
"Well think about what she did to you and your little brother
All them foster homes...", Fuck you motherfucker!
I had you beat "No I was playin' possom, remember?
I let you watch your little girls blossom
I gave you enough time, your souls mine
I'm taking it back", you fucking bitch WHY?!
"Because I love you, look a little closer
Isn't that us on that poster? haha"

[Chorus]
My Darling, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

[Verse 3]
"Shady, listen... "SHADY!", you hear that?
They're screaming for you, I can bring your career back"
But I don't want it back! "Yes you do..."
No I don't! "Yes you do, you're gonna regret it later!"
No I won't! "I'ma get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the doctor"
Go ahead, I already talked to, Dre yesterday
"Well I got him on the phone right now!"
You're lying, "yo slim", HOW, WHY NOW?!
Whatup Dre? "Check this out Slim, I gotta talk to ya
I don't know, it just seems every since you got off ya
Drugs, you became alot softer"
But Dre, all Shady is is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka
"Well, just think about it Slim, I'm here
Just hit me back, and let me know what's up"
Fuck this mirror! AHHHHHHH
"I'm not in the mirror, I'm inside you, let me guide you"
Fuck you, die you son of a bitch
"Put the gun down", BYE BYE!
Ok I'm still alive, "So am I too!
You can kill a spirit, even if you tried to
Haha, you sold your soul to me, need I remind you?
You remember that night you, prayed to god
You'd give anything to get a record deal, well Dre signed you
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall, right through
Look at this house, look at these cars, I'm so nice, wooo!
Oh, but you didn't know, fame has a price too
That you're just now seeing the downside to
Lose your best friend from highschool, your wife too
Ain't even sure if your kids like you
Come off tour, can't even sleep at night without Nyquill
Become a valium addict, start a rehab cycle
But together we can break the cycle
Marshall..." WHAT! "no one's gonna love you like I do!"


[Chorus]
My Darling, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

I said, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your bod

[Intro]
*News reports*

[Verse 1]
So this is it, this is what I've wished for
Just isn't how I invisioned it, fame to the point of imprisonment
I just thought the shit'da be different
But something changed the minute that I got a whiff of it
I started to inhale it, smell it, started sniffing it
And it became my cocaine, I just couldn't quit
I just wanted a little bit, then it turned me to monster
I became a hypocrite, concert after concert
I was raking in the dough, rolling in green
Had the game hemmed up, like a sewing machine
But I was losing my freedom, there was nowhere for me
To not go and be seen, and just go and be me
And there was no inbetween, you either loved it or hated
Every CD, critics gave it a three, then three
years later, they go back and rerate it
And called The Slim Shady LP the greatest
The Marshall Mathers was a classic
The Eminem Show was fantastic
But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it
I guess enough time just ain't passed yet
A couple more years, that shit'll be Illmatic
And 8 years later I'm still at it
Divorced, remarried, a felon, a father, sleeping pill addict
And this is real talk, I feel like the Incredible Hulk
My back has been broken, I can still walk

[Chorus]
So be careful what you wish for
Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do with it cause it might just come back on you 10 fold!

I said be careful what you wish for
Cause you just might get it
And if you get it, then you just might not know
What to do with it cause it might just come back on you 10 fold!

[Verse 2]
I got a letter from a fan that said, he's been praying for me
Everyday and for some reason it's been weighing on my mind heavy
Cause I don't read every letter I get
But something told me to go ahead and open it
But, why would someone pray for you when they dont know you
You didn't pray for me when I was local
And as I lay these vocals, I think of all the shit I had to go through
Just to get to where I'm at, I've already told you
At least, a thousand times in these rhymes
I appreciate the prayer, but I've already got god on my side
and its been one hell of a ride, hasnt it?
Just watching it, from an opposite's stand point
Man, boy it's got to look, nuts
And thats the only word I can think of right now
On how to describe this shit
This is like a vibe you get it, go ahead and vibe to it
Just watch what you wish for, cause I got the shit!

[Chorus]
So be careful what you wish for
Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do with it cause it might just come back on you 10 fold!

I said be careful what you wish for
Cause you just might get it
And if you get it, then you just might not know
What to do with it cause it might just come back on you 10 fold!

It may not mean nothing to y'all
But understand nothing was done for me
So I dont plan on stopping at all
I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man
Im shutting shit down at the mall
And telling every girl she the one for me
And I aint even planning to call
I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man, ever man

Drake:
Last name ever
First name greatest
Like a sprained ankle boy I aint nothing to play with
Started off local but thanks to all the haters
I know G4 pilots on a first name basis
In your city faded off the brown, Nino
She insists she got more class, we know
Swimming in the money come and find me, Nemo
If I was at the club you know I ball, chemo
Drop the mixtape that shit sounded like a album
Who'da thought a country wide tour'd be the outcome
Labels want my name beside the X like Malcolm
Everybody got a deal, I did it without one
Yeah nigga I'm about my business
Killing all these rappers you would swear I had a hit list
Everyone who doubted me is asking for forgiveness
If you aint been a part of it at least you got to witness
Bitches

It may not mean nothing to yall
But understand nothing was done for me
So I dont plan on stopping at all
I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man
Im shutting shit down at the mall
And telling every girl she the one for me
And I aint even planning to call
I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man, ever man

Kanye West:
I used to have hood dreams
Big fame, big chains
I stuck my dick inside this life until that bitch came
I went hard all fall like the ball teams
Just so I can make it rain all spring
Yall seen my story my glory
I had raped the game young
You can call it statutory
When a nigga blow up they gon build statures of me
Old money Benjamin Button, whaat, nuttin
Now superbad chicks giving me McLovin
You would think I ran the world like Michelles husband
You would think these niggas would know me when they really doesnt
Like they was down with the old me no you fucking wasnt
Youre such a fucking loser
He didnt even go to class Bueller
Trade the Grammy plaques just to have my granny back
Remember she had that bad hip like a fanny pack
Chasing the stardom will turn you into a maniac
All the way in Hollywood and I cant even act
They pull their cameras out and God damn they snap
I used to want this thing forever yall can have it back

It may not mean nothing to yall
But understand nothing was done for me
So I dont plan on stopping at all
I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man
Im shutting shit down at the mall
And telling every girl she the one for me
And I aint even planning to call
I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man, ever man

Lil Wayne:
Ok, hello it's da Martian
Space jam Jordans
I want this shit forever wake up and smell the garden
Fresher than the harvest
Step up to the target
If I had one guess than I guess I'm just New Orleans
And I will never stop like I'm running from the cops
Hop up in my car and told my chauffeur to the top
Life is such a fucking roller coaster then it drops
But what should I scream for this is my theme park
My minds shine even when my thoughts seem dark
Pistol on my side you dont wanna hear that thing talk
Let the king talk check the price and pay attention
Lil Wayne thats what they got to say or mention
Im like Nevada in the middle of the summer
Im resting in the lead I need a pillow and a cover
Shhh, my foots sleeping on the gas
No brake pads, no such thing as last

It may not mean nothing to yall
But understand nothing was done for me
So I dont plan on stopping at all
I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man
Im shutting shit down at the mall
And telling every girl she the one for me
And I aint even planning to call
I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man, ever man

Eminem:
There they go, back in stadiums as Shady spits his flow
Nuts they go, macadamian they go so ballistic, whoa
We can make them look like Bozos
He's wondering if he should spit this slow
Fuck no! Go for broke
His cup just runneth over, oh no
He aint had a real buzz like this since the last time that he overdosed
Theyve been waiting patiently for Pinocchio to poke his nose
Back into the game and they know
Rap will never be the same as before
Bashing in the brains of these hoes
And establishing a name as he goes
The passion and the flame is ignited
You cant put it out once we light it
This shit is exactly what the fuck that I'm talking about when we riot
You dealin with a few true villains
Whose stand inside of the booth truth spillin
And spit true feelings, until our tooth fillings come flying up out of our mouths
Now rewind it!
Payback muthafucka for the way that you got at me hows it taste?
When I slap the taste out your mouth with the bass so loud that it shakes the place
Im Hannibal Lecter so just in case youre thinking of saving face
You aint gonna have no face to save by the time I'm through with this place
So Drake

It may not mean nothing to yall
But understand nothing was done for me
So I dont plan on stopping at all
I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man
Im shutting shit down at the mall
And telling every girl she the one for me
And I aint even planning to call
I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man, ever man

I want you to understand something
That when I come up in this bitch, I want them fans jumpin
I want them fists pumpin in the air, I don't look like a millionaire
But I feel like a million bucks, Ladies won't you fill your cups?
Shady's come to fill you up, if you a D or a C-cup
You can even be a B, it's just me and D-R-E
You'll be in the E-R, we are strapped with so much T-N-T
We may blow, no, not even C-P-R from the EMT
Can help you to resuscitate, You bustas must be flustered, wait
You can't cut the mustard, What's your problem, can't you bust a grape?
(*chk chk*) What's my name? Shady came to crush the game
Instantly, not even fair to them cause they pale in comparisons
So much they might as well wear a skin, don't you wish you could just share his pen?
Cause this shit is getting embarrassing, the fog is thick and the air is thin
Cause he won't even let them try to breathe, Dadidadidadadi
He makes it look so easy, Girl you just hit the lottery

Now this would be the part of the song
Where they drop the meter and hell breaks loose
Try to restrain us, you can't contain us
We still gonna make it stick no matter what we do
Everywhere we go, it seems we looking
For any excuse to just cut loose
So this would be the part of the song
Where they drop the meter and hell breaks loose

This is when shit hits the fan like it just flat out don't stand
This is the only moment that matters, your homie rolling with Mathers
Then chaos erupts, Em's in back, Dre's in the front
So do what we say and once it's over like a suance, it hums
(It makes them stay in a trance, No choice, they have to dance)
It's like the playoffs, just making sure that we stay in the hunt
Take a day off or what? Man, you better lay off the blunts
You must be smokin' something, think I ain't smokin' nothin, stay off my nuts
Now hit the floor, baby, time to wipe away all the rust
Shake all them cobwebs loose, loosen up with a little bit of Grey Goose
Yeah, girl, shake that caboose, I don't wanna see you try to make no excuse
D-R-E is on the loose, I'm like a goose when it comes to the Chronic use
You know I can't stand to lose, Me and my goons are like animals

Wake up like a pack of wolves and we came here to extract the roof
Yeah, man, ain't that the truth? Girl, your mans is like in the booth
Definitely back up in this bitch, You swing? All hell breaks loose

Now this would be the part of the song
Where they drop the meter and hell breaks loose
Try to restrain us, you can't contain us
We still gonna make it stick no matter what we do
Everywhere we go, it seems we looking
For any excuse to just cut loose
So this would be the part of the song
Where they drop the meter and hell breaks loose

Now I know your feeling discouraged but homie just mark my words
I'm murdering the flow, Liquid courage I'm fitting to blow
As soon as we hit the door, power surges have to tow
I'm sure to push it as far as words are meant to go
We're in the indigo Winnebago with tinted windows
Ferocious as we proceed to beat up the block with your hoe
With speakers knocking, it's 3 o'clock, me and Doc
Can proceed to drop me and hop out the vehicle and knock on your door
Yeah, So let us in before we huff and puff and we blow
We ain't bluffing for nothing, we'll knock the stuffing out your
??
Yeah, move it or lose it, freak, move to the beat
Lose yourself indubitably
Pass on that little cute chick right over there, That'd be pretty damn stupid to me
Born and raised in the CPT, yeah, I'm saying ?? in the streets
Them haters hating on me but I refuse to lose any sleep
Keep that deuce deuce in the seat, Dre fall off? That's news to me

Now this would be the part of the song
Where they drop the meter and hell breaks loose
Try to restrain us, you can't contain us
We still gonna make it stick no matter what we do
Everywhere we go, it seems we looking
For any excuse to just cut loose
So this would be the part of the song
Where they drop the meter and hell breaks loose

(Eminem)
Better watch out sucker now I got ya where I want ya,
onslaught, coming and I'm packing in my lunch a,
bunch a missile launchers and a bunch a contra-
ban van full of ganja, now come on jump,
man stop marchin' Marshall oh my God ya,
doin’ the cha cha and the Cucaracha with a quadri-
plegic boogieing down to Frank Sinatra,
Lyndsay to the Lohan naked while you let me watch ya,
who da knew the Buddha do ta me whats its done,
such cynicism when this ism in my system,
blunt hypnotism lift the spliff up to my lip son,
so much on my hands, i got to give my kids a fist pump,
Chris-to-pher Reeves swimming in my swim trunks,
Mis-ter, “help me”'s what he said to me and then sunk,
women skinning them and cutting them up in chunks,
in comes the woman with cocoa butter skin ones,

(Chorus)
Once again they call me Buffalo Bill,
Buffalo Bill, Buffa-buffalo bill,
skin em up, hem em,
sew em up in those kilts, up in those kilts,
upa up in those kilts,
man, you don’t want to go up in those hills,
up in those hills, uppa up in those hills
You better beware, stay clear of buffalo bill, buffalo bill,
buffa-buffalo bill,

(Eminem)
Always, you can see 'em lurking in the hallways,
carcasses of caucasion females in his crawl space,
how the hell did he fit 'em all into such a small place,
hide em in the wall but how long will the drywall take,
well f-ck it then, I got nothing but time, I’ll wait,
until it dries for the moment i guess your all safe,
after I sand it and buff it I guess that I’ll paint,
my chainsaw’s outta gas my regular saw aint,
now here I come again, damn stomach rumbling,
you can even hear the evil spirits coming from within,
someones in, the back of my damn house rummaging,
its a girl, she looks pretty thin but I want her skin,
been on the hunt again, when will it ever end,
Evelyn why you trying to fight you will never win,
severing legs, arms, damn there goes another limb,
pull the lever then trap door, death is evident

(Chorus)
Once again they call me Buffalo Bill,
Buffalo Bill, Buffa-buffalo bill,
skin em up, hem em,
sew em up in those kilts, up in those kilts,
upa up in those kilts,
man, you don’t want to go up in those hills,
up in those hills, uppa up in those hills
You better beware, stay clear of buffalo bill, buffalo bill,
buffa-buffalo bill,

(Eminem)
Now what you know about Buffalo Bill,
nothing so chill,
f-cking hoe, you better f-cking hold still,
make sure none of that lotion in that bucket don’t spill,
cut em gut em and just keep stuffing those girls,
man I think she had enough of those pills,
sedate her, then I wait I come back later just to clutch on those steel blades
baby when I cut ya don't squeal
I hate the loud noises I f-cking told you,
I keep hearing voices like
wouldn’t you like to go and get ya butcher knife
and push it right through her while ya put ya shish-kebab skewer
into her, barbecue her or would ya do to her what you usually do to a girl who’s skins newer,

(Yoda)
In a World of Sin doer this is turning into a torment tournament of sorts,
Christmas Ornament you are,

(Eminem)
I”ll be sure to Ginsu ya til there’s no more skin to ya,
boo ya who ya think you f-cking with,
duck because here he comes again,

(Chorus)
Once again they call me Buffalo Bill,
Buffalo Bill, Buffa-buffalo bill,
skin em up, hem em,
sew em up in those kilts, up in those kilts,
upa up in those kilts,
man you don’t want to go up in those hills,
up in those hills, uppa up in those hills
You better beware, stay clear of buffalo bill, buffalo bill,
buffa-buffalo bill,

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, I’d go right through the roof
He said what if you went platinum, I’d just laugh at him
That’s not happening, that I can’t fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
I’m living in a house with a fucking elevator

Haters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady
You slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me
Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele
Woopsa that a fucking daisy
That’s an honour who even she knows dada’s fucking crazy
Fucking animal, cookoo, bananas, fucking AV
Maybe it’s because I never had a mother raise me
Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby
You may think it’s cause of the way that I was brought up
But it’s all caught up to me now, palm is in the waters
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesn’t creep upon ya, but it all does
You wouldn’t listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brains all haunted cause of all the shit you thought of
Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought it’d come to this, I outta just be honest but

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, I’d go right through the roof
He said what if you went platinum, I’d just laugh at him
That’s not happening, that I can’t fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
I’m living in a house with a fucking elevator

Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain’t gonna make it
They get so mad, when I call them both fake it’s
All these fucking voices in my head I can’t take it
Someone shut that fucking baby up, ‘for I shake it
You’re standing adjacent to Jason’s last slut, they’re facing
Together makes ‘em, a fucking bad combination
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
Shoved the Wiener Schnitzel up his ass, hopped away some-
body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him
Homie, I’m the shizer, pass doctor dre some
I can’t leave the game, I just can’t walk away son
No not-a now, not a chance, not today son
I can’t believe I leave for one breif second
And you pussy queef all over the rap game, naked
And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it
I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, I’d go right through the roof
He said what if you went platinum, I’d just laugh at him
That’s not happening, that I can’t fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
I’m living in a house with a fucking elevator

Elevator in my house, I’ll smell ya later
I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I
Thinkin’ about an escalator now, steps, I hate ‘em
Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed ‘em
Yeah, for every time you ride down the street
Or hideout, drive by my house and beep
Like now motherfucker, try now to sleep
Lie down fucker, try countin’ sheep
And you’re tryna find out, why now there’s beef?
Mase in your face bitch, cry now pussy
This is my house, all nine thousand feet
So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse’s teeth
Then I shove ‘em in the elevator, take ‘em to the top
Stand above em, just to cut the fucking cable, let ‘em drop
Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop
While I let ‘em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, I’d go right through the roof
He said what if you went platinum, I’d just laugh at him
That’s not happening, that I can’t fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide,
Later I’m living in a house with a fucking elevator

Fucking son of a bitch, I can’t believe this shit
This must be all that there is, this must be it
Fuckin-A even got a bidet
Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper
Dishwasher’s so big, when I’m pissed off
I can just toss a flying saucer in it
This shit’s awesome, yeah, fucking elevator
Living in a house with a fucking elevator

(Chorus)
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

(Eminem)
Im that guy man, shove a dime up in my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscles as I cut vocals,
Slut poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes in your ass girl lets cuddle,
Blood curdling on your girdle whatll,
I do for my next trick Im feeling wonderful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador,
of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin,
I slash her in ass with an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I,
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,
The fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass,
And make the bitch run a triathlon,
Are those pistachios? Damn id like to have some,
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on,
Goddamn man are you that much of an asshole.

(Chorus)
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

(Eminem)
I'm like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
one of my thighs and make it disappear like Houdini.
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter,
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula,
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gloutius.
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weenier's smothered in peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow,
And that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a cuisinart,
And mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

(Chorus)
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

(Eminem)
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat and hide a clue in the back room,
And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room,
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon,
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon.
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?".
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh.
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my juicebox under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed,
Do you like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

(Eminem)
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

(Outro)
Fine... Nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then... Bitch... Guys are always mean to me anyways... All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff... You guys are going to make me sad... Im crying.. Im gunna tell my mom... MOMMMMMMMM...

Yo
Yeah girl
Can you hear that
It's playing our song
Are you sleepy
Take a nap
You're not afraid, of the dark, are ya

You hear the beat
As it makes ya
Not want to go to sleep
I knock on Dakota's door
It's locked so I go to creep
'Round the back with binoculars
Not 'cause I want to peep
But because I'm hungry
She smells like taco's
I want to eat
Visions of hot chocolaty marshmallows
Also sweet
With sugar plums
Oh look, here comes Marshall he's on your street
He's placing hot smoldering charcoals beneath your feet
Now walk on 'em
He's dancing with carcasses cheek to cheek
Like a Thanksgiving turkey
A holiday ham
See 'em sprinkled on toast
With strawberry marmalade jam
Flavor my favorite graham crackers
With Jon Benet Rams
I guess a modern day jack the ripper
Is all that I am
My music box

When the lights are off
I see the girl's asleep
But I'm waiting my love
Keep calling me
We're worlds apart
But you mean the world to me

I almost look comatose
Who wants to be sober? gross
I foam like a doberman
Mouth open I overdose
Put coke up my nostrils
In both my holes then i plug my nose
My pupils quadruple in size
My eyes are so bugged I know
I put on my mother's make up
Get naked and run around
Waving the gun around
I think I'm down to a hundred pounds
There's thunder, I wonder
How come it rains but the sun is out?
The Devil's upset with his wife
They must be sluggin' it out
I must be buggin' the fuck out
What the fuck I'm 'bout?
Voices are leading me up to the attic
I love my house
They pull and they tug my blouse
The sound of a music box
Comes from inside a toy chest
But what do I do it's locked?
I pick it and open it
But it's stuffed full of human parts
I dig 'till I find it, I wind it up
And the tune it starts
It's playing a song
So beautiful and the room is dark
The moon is full
I smell a funeral guess I'll loom in the park
My music box

When the lights are off
I see the girl's asleep
But I'm waiting my love
Keep calling me
We're worlds apart
But you mean the world to me

I'm fixated
On asphyxiating
And breakin' this little chick's neck
Like a pixie stick
The sick, satan worshippin'
Bitches get horse whippin'
I'm in the back
Through the back
Door slippin'
Through the crack
Leavin' the corpse drippin'
The mortician of love
Sent from above
Forced and treat 'em all
When she no more stingy I've become
Been doing this for more than a quarter century
I'm just numb
Am I dreamin'? is it real?
Someone pinch me on the buns
The time has come
To tie her up
Dada roll me the ladder
I've had enough of the chatter
Climb up to the window look at her
The crime is slow to shatter
Her brain matter and batter her
With a bat a matter of fact
That will splatter her
But before i do that
I'll have a chat to flatter her
Give her two compliments back to back
Like Tabitha
I'm your secret admirer
I'm back to ravish ya
So strong is your fight
But you're no match for Dracula
Prolonging her plight
As I go back to stabbin' her
Dismember her limbs
Simple as that cadaver her
Zoom in with the lens
Then pan back the camera
Stand back 'cause here comes your man Jack
So Pamela
My music box

Yeah, boy
You better ring the alarm, boy
Them know what's coming, boy
Buck, buck, buck, Ha-ha
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Eminem)
Oh my god, fucking bombaclot,
I'm hard as Kenard, The little boy that shot Omar in The Wire
Tie a whore up with barbed wire in nothing but a Bra
Boy, I'm the real deal, and charbroil on the bonfire
And bon voyage, bitch, I'm like Chef Boyardee
In this bitch, send the bomb to my mom's lawyer
I'm a problem for you, boy, you think your Tom Sawyer
Til I pull you out the fucking storybook and stomp on ya
Fucking fictional characters and fairytales
Prepare yourself for Captain America on ferris wheels
But it ain't fiction, it's fact, boy, beware it's real
Them lyrics you wield equal zero to a hero's shield
Mr. fly by the seat of his pants para-sail
Fall, hit the trampoline, bounch and grab a pair of stilts
And I ain't wearing zilch, zip, zero, nothing no nada
Like your father fucking your mother

(Chorus)
Drop the bomb on 'em
Please don't drop the bomb on me
Shady, please, please don't drop the bomb on me
Drop the bomb on 'em
I don't want no dog gone beef
You see, ain't no reason to sic the dogs on me

Drop the bomb on 'em
Please don't drop the bomb on me
Shady, please, please don't drop the bomb on me
Drop the bomb on 'em
I don't want no dog gone beef
You see, ain't no reason to sic the dogs on me

(Eminem)
Boy, I'm the real McCoy, you little boys can't even fill voids
Party's over, kids, kill the noise, here comes the Killjoys
Me and Dre the steel alloys, the rap crown royales
The scalp cowboys, now how that sound for ya?
Yeah, boy, you know we bout to put it down for ya
So, kick your shoes off, and before you have a sound voyage
Sayonara, see you fuckers tomorrow
Get some marinara, marinate in some maranara
And have a coke and smile, don't make me open a jar
Whip ass on ya, that's the last straw you hoping to draw
Yeah, you fresher than most, boy, I'm just doper than all
Boy, I'm that boy, boy, them boys them no up to par
I just show up, go up to the stage and blow up the spot
There ain't no boy who can do what I do, boy, I'm a star
Boy I told you, boy, I'm a soldier, boy, I'm DeShaun
Holton in this bitch, I'm the proof, boy, your a fraud
I'll destroy ya, boy, fuck around and blow you decide
Oh my god, boy, you didn't go there, no you did not
I got a whole storyboard for you, boy, your the plot
You getting got whether you try to avoid it or not
Apology not accepted, boy, Detroit is a rock
We get to beefing, ain't no telling at what point it'll stop
All I gotta do is point to the spot
When the bomb drops, boy does it drop
And when it does, boy, there's a problem

(Chorus)
Drop the bomb on 'em
Please don't drop the bomb on me
Shady, please, please don't drop the bomb on me
Drop the bomb on 'em
I don't want no dog gone beef
You see, ain't no reason to sic the dogs on me

Drop the bomb on 'em
Please don't drop the bomb on me
Shady, please, please don't drop the bomb on me
Drop the bomb on 'em
I don't want no dog gone beef
You see, ain't no reason to sic the dogs on me

(Eminem)
Boy, don't jinx yourself, boy, I'm Michael Spinx with the belt
Stringer Bell, boy, my name rings bells for itself
I'm sick as hell, boy, you better run and tell someone else
Bringing hell, boy, singing telegrams or get dealt
And to that boy I'm upsetted in mental said he was better
I bet that he's never seen Freddy in that black and red little sweater
Back better than ever, the cheddar shredder, the grater
The beef grinder, I'll settle vendettas a little later
Giving haters incubators, think you made a mistake
By saying Shady was ghost, I ain't even close to the the gate
You got one foot in the grave, just stay put and behave
I'm bout to turn this fucking place to Beirut in a day
So, hey, wouldn't you say I'm the shit? Couldn't agree
With ya more if you were to say that my fucking shit doesn't stank
Shady fucking aftermath, boy, the ship doesn't sink
It just floats in the fucking water til we fill up the tank

(Chorus)
Drop the bomb on 'em
Please don't drop the bomb on me
Shady, please, please don't drop the bomb on me
Drop the bomb on 'em
I don't want no dog gone beef
You see, ain't no reason to sic the dogs on me

Drop the bomb on 'em
Please don't drop the bomb on me
Shady, please, please don't drop the bomb on me
Drop the bomb on 'em
I don't want no dog gone beef
You see, ain't no reason to sic the dogs on me