(Words & Music by Margaret A Roche) Do I wanna be a dog? any diddlin' male would do if I was a damned old dog I wouldn't be fussy for you Do I wanna be a housebroken dog eat better than an Indian I don't wanna be a damned old dog I just wanna lick your chin again I thought that I could convince you I thought that I could get through chew out a hole in the fence you barked up between me and you Limpin' around in the moonlight coverin' up what I did words decompose all around me nuisances I committed Do I wanna be a dog cut the heat out of me if I was a damned old dog I wouldn't have to goddamn human be