Альбом Reel Big Fish

You know I'm cool
When all the guys want to be my friend
And every little girl here,
They all want to hold my hand
But I stole all of my songs
Probably gonna get sued
That's all right,
As long as I get screwed!

yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea

Maybe you'll come and see us
When we get real big
And maybe you'll see us
If we ever get another gig
Because there're so many fish in the sea
They all look like me
I'm just a little tiny fish
That's all I'll ever be

Was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together
I was gonna go and start a band
But everything I wanna do, it's already been done
Why would I wanna go and do it again?

Now it go a-little something like this
Hit it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Wha-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Wha-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

Let's go

Was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together
I was gonna go and start a band
But everything I wanna do, it's already been done
Why would I wanna go and do it again?
Everybody - everybody - everybody - plays guitar

Well, she's so cute, if you know what I mean
She's the cutest little girl that I've ever seen
Maybe she'll like me if I play guitar
Maybe she'll like me if I'm the lead singer, yeah, oh yeah

And there's so many bands, and we all look the same
Well, I just saw them up on stage
And I don't remember how good they played
'Cause he can't sing but I'd pay just to see her face
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bbbbbbbbb-bay

Alright, here we go
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Wha-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Wha-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everybody's in a band, yeah, yeah, yeah
Have heard of my band? Oh, ooh, ooh
Well, we try to be different
But I guess that's nothin' new

Got the telephone in my hand
gonna call you up tonight
Planned every word I'll say
I'm gonna do it right.

Maybe I'll wait a little longer
maybe I'm not ready yet
Where did I put that number?
How could I ever, ever forget?

I try but I hang up, every time
to call you girl and make you mine
If you pick it up I'll have it made
I'm gonna call you now,
I wont be afraid

Got the telephone in my hand
cord around my neck.
But I'm not really ready to die, maybe I'll give it one more try
or maybe I'll call tomorrow, she probably wont be home
maybe I like sitting here
maybe I like being all alone...

Everything will be all right
I won't see you tonight
everything will be all right
I know it's not the end of the world, it's just another... little girl

I try but I hang up every time
to call you girl and make you mine
can't leave a message
don't know what to say, I don't wanna talk to you anyway.

(1, 2, 3, GO!)

Hey now everybody
Look who's on TV
Look who just got famous
Don't you know
It
Should have been
(Me)
I'm not really bitter
I'm not really mad
I love to see other people get
Everything I ever
Wanted to have
I don't really care
How big they get

I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
Why cant I be cool like them?

I used to have a girlfriend
I treated her so bad
She went out and
found another lead singer
Maybe she just likes guys in bands
I give up on everything
All my dreams are dead
Maybe I'll get a shotgun and
Try to blow her right out of my head
Everybody says
"How come you ain't made it yet?"

I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
Why can't I get my girl back?

I knew you wouldn't understand
(No, no no)
Just what I'm tryin' to do
(No, no no)
Cause you're not fuckin' me
And I'm so glad
That I'm not fuckin'
You

I know it's my problem
There's nothing I can do
But I don't think there is no reason
I don't think there's no excuse for you
Well I've learned my lesson
I hope you've learned it too
And if they're gonna go and do it to me, well
I guess I'm gonna have to go and do it to you
I don't really care, how much you cry

I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
Why can't anything go my way?

Everybody's lookin' at me, thought I saw my face on MTV
A magazine that she won't read
Stole her heart, but it's not my fault
Lookin' at my picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yeah

I'll never be - a rock-and-roll star
I'll never be - anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy - can't get away
Somebody tell me - when do we get paid?

Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought by now I'd be on MTV
Or a magazine, like "Seventeen" or "Rolling Stone'"
And I won't be alone with your - money in my pocket
And my face on your T-shirt, yeah

I'll never be - a rock-and-roll star
I'll never be - anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy - can't get away
Somebody tell me - when do we get paid?

But I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, every day, every day
Said I'll never be, a rock-and-roll star
I'll never be - anything, anything at all

All the kids down in London
And everybody in New York City
If they listen to that "Alternative"
If they're fourteen and lookin' pretty
They want me to be their Boyfriend
They want me to be their Boyfriend

I can take you any place you wanna go
I can show you anything you wanna see
I can be whatever you want me to be
I can be whatever you want me to be
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

All the girls in the back room
I wont miss 'em when they're gone
Don't you know there ain't nobody?
You're the only one that turns me on
Don't you want me to be your Boyfriend?
Don't you want me to be your Boyfriend?

I can take you any place you wanna go
I can show you anything you wanna see
I can be whatever you want me to be
I can be whatever you want me to be
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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Watchin' you sleep, I'm lookin' in your window
And everyday I drive past your house
Standin' in your front yard, why don't you come out?
Watchin' you sleep (Oh-o), nowhere to hide (Whoa-o-o)
One of these days I'm gonna come inside

Must be love, what else could it be?
Fuck you bitch I, love you; I'm not crazy

Walkin' up to her, now she's walkin' away
I just wanna talk to you
Maybe she's got better things to do
Don't be afraid (Oh-o) to feel my touch (Whoa-o-o)
Don't worry babe I won't hurt you much

Must be love, what else could it be?
Fuck you bitch I, love you; I'm not crazy

I'm gonna make you love me
I'm gonna make you love me
I'm gonna make you love me
No matter what you say
(Here I come)

Must be love, what else could it be?
Fuck you bitch I, love you; I'm not crazy

Must be love, what else could it be?
Must be love, what else could it be?
Must be love, what else could it be?
Must be love (Fuck you)

There's a little girl on my mind
Little girl all the time
Little girl there's always one
Little girl look what shes done

She drank the tear from my eye
You know I sure hate to lie
Why can't you stay here
You know it's so beautiful
Man how come all girls think there fat?

Hey hey hey she's so pretty
Heh hey hey my friend
Hey hey hey I feel stupid again

She said "It's all right"
She said "Come over tonight"
She said "My mom's not home"
She said "I'm all alone!"
She took me back to her house
She pushed me down on the couch
She said "Now it's all right, were gonna be good friends
Cause that kissin' only leads to the end"

Hey hey hey she's so pretty
Hey hey hey my friend
Hey hey hey I feel stupid again

Hey hey hey she's so pretty
Hey hey hey my friend
Hey hey hey I feel stupid again

Hey hey hey she's so pretty
Hey hey hey my friend
Hey hey hey I feel stupid.

All the vegans in the house (all the vegans, all the vegans)
All the vegans in the house (all the vegans, all the vegans)

She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage
And she won't eat eggs
Not eatin' chicken, not eatin' turkey
She won't have a steak

But I just can't help feelin' sorry
For this poor little lettuce head
You know, I can't stop cryin'
'Cause I know this broccoli's dead

Vegetarian?
I'm not a vegetarian
Vegetarian
She's a - vegetarian

Poor little cow, little sheep, little fish, how can I sleep?
When carrots are bleedin', plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry
You say "It's not so bad, they're only vegetables," that's what you said
Maybe I'm a murderer, but I'm hungry and they're better off dead

Vegetarian?
I'm not a vegetarian
Vegetarian
She's a

Save a plant, eat a cow
I want beef, I want it now
I'm gonna eat it 'cause it's red
I'm gonna eat it 'cause it's dead
Maybe I should eat it raw
Let the blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it was legal
I'd eat people if it was legal

Aw

There's a little girl I know
You might know her too,
she looks so good
She looks so cute,
standin' next to you
And I don't know what to do

I want your girlfriend to be my...
I want your girlfriend to be my...
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend....too.

She's so fucking cute,
I wish that she was mine,
she's so fucking cute,
I'm gonna lose my mind, Baby
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
Maybe I could kill you

I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend(watch out)

I want your girlfriend
To be...be...be...be my girlfriend
Cause she is so cute,
I don't know what to do
Maybe she could love me too
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too

I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend .... too (too)

I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend)
I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend)
I want your......girlfriend

This song's gonna make you happy
How could you ever be sad?
Nobody ever gets what they want and that's too bad

I'm so happy I could kill you (kill kill)
I'm so sick, I could save the world

This songs for the little girl
Oh she's so sweet

I'm so happy I could kill you (kill kill)
I'm so sick, I could save the world

There's your song and I hope you're happy
And it gave you some hope
Cause in the end it's all...

I'm so happy I could kill you (kill kill)
I'm so sick, I could save the world

She was never what I wanted,
I just wanted someone else.
Now Im sittin' here alone, I'm
sittin' here all by myself
and everybody loves me
and they want me to be their boyfriend
She's the only one for me,
I don't want to see her again... why cant she just go away?
I cant get her out of my brain.
Why cant she just go away? I'd only want her to stay.
Why cant she just go away? GO AWAY.

(1-2-3-4... woo hoo hoo hoo... woo hoo hoo hoo...)
She called me late last night,
To say she loves me so,
It didn't matter anymore,
I say she never cared and that she never will,
I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then

If I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
And if you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer.

She called me late last night, to say she loved me so,
But I guess you changed her mind.
Well I should have known it wouldn't be all right,
But I can't live without her
So I won't even try...

If I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
And if you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say,
I think I'll have myself a beer.

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say.
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do,
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
Said she'd do it all again, she'd
Promise not to tell!

And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more (she said!)
It's ok boy cause you know we'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer.
I think I'll have myself a..

Wooooah oooooh oooooh woah...
Wooooah oooooh oooooh woah...
Wooooah oooooh oooooh woah...
Yeah yeah yeah!
Woo hoo hoo hoo,
Woo hoo hoo hoo.

i just couldn't believe it,
when i turned on
the radio, try to run, try to
hide, try to keep it inside,
they were playin' that song
and i thought about her
snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
so much trouble in the LBC
livin' without her's gonna drive me
crazy...she's so

don't you just wanna kill me, cause you're talkin'
behind my back, well i love the band. they're a
great bunch of guys, but lookin' at her brings
tears to my eyes, i'm watchin' her shake
she gonna give a heart attack now, baby
snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
maybe i don't want her back, you know?
maybe i just can't let her go...i'm so

well i, turn the radio off...
i don't want no part, try to make me a big star?
i don't wanna be a big star.
everybody's mad they wanna kick me in the head
was it somethin' i did, was it somethin' i said?
i would try to tell you but i just don't
wanna lie
it really shouldn't matter but it
makes me wanna
cry, i wish i didn't care, i
wish i didn't care...
but i do. snoop doggy dog
(she said) snoop doggy dog
please don't tell me it'll be
ok cause i know
i'll never never never get my
way...
and so.

Now that Im a big star, what am I gonna do?
I'm so bored counting all my money, I sit here
and I think of you. It's so easy, its so easy to do.
I don't even have to try, I don't even want to try,
Why should I waste my precious time?
I cant make you love me... but I know you
will. I'm such an asshole, how could you resist?
I never meant to let it go to my head, I
never thought it would come to this.
its me... the asshole of your dreams.
I can't make you love me... but I know you do.
I'm so cool, no one wants to talk to me
and I'm so cool, no one wants to look at me.
I'm so fuckin' cool, nobody cares at all!
IM A BIG FUCKIN STAR OH YEA YEA YEA!

Why can't she make up her fuckin' mind
I'm just sittin' here wastin' so much time
I know it's my fault but it's not my problem anymore...
Some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
I'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself"
But everybody's talkin', they know that I'm lyin'
She gave me everything... all I want is more...
I wrote this song for her. but it won't
Make up for anything. I know it's too late
So why do I wait? it's not my problem
Anymore...
Some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
I'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself"
But everybody's talkin', they know that I'm lyin'
She won't do anything and I'll always wait for her...
Some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
I'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself"
Everybody's talkin', they know that I'm lyin'
She gave me everything
But all I want is more
All I want is more
All I want is more