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Текст песни "O'Malley's Bar Pt. 1" |
 I am tall and I am thin
Of an enviable height
And I've been known to look quite handsome
From a certain angle, in a certain light
Well I entered into O'Malley's
Said "O'Malley I have a thirst"
O'Malley he looked right through me
And served some other fella first
I knocked on the bar and pointed
To a bottle on the shelf
Well O'Malley walked past and scratched his ass
And I twitched and crossed myself
My hand decided it'd had enough
And for a moment it slipped from view
When it returned my hand had learned
A brand new trick or two
Well the thunder from my big black glum gun
Made all the glasses jangle
When I shot him, I was so handsome
It was the light, man, it was the angle
Huh! Hmmmmm
"Neighbours!" I cried, "Friends!" I screamed
I banged my fist upon the bar
"I just shot old O'Malley!"
And my dick felt long and hard
"I am the man who waits for no-one
And my aim is straight and true
And I'm marked by darkness and by blood
So don't nobody move!"
Well you know those fish with the swollen lips
That clean the ocean floor?
When I looked at poor O'Malley's wife
That's exactly what I saw
I jammed the barrel under her chin
And her eyes bugged just like those nasty little fish
Her head it landed in the sink
With all the dirty dishes
And her nerdy little daughter Siobhan
Well, who we'd all had a bit of fun with
It seemed a bit unfair that she had to be there
So I thought I'd get her over and done with
I leapt upon her punchin'
She stared on in disbelief
Looking like the Madonna on the church-house wall
Painted in whale's blood and banana leaf
Left hook! Right hook! Left hook! Right!
She spun round and round
I brought a mighty punch up from the floor
And I lifted her off the ground
Her head caved in like a melon
And my fists were gloved in gore
And I shot councilor Caffrey in the back of the head
As he made a run for the door
Mmmmmmmmm Yeah Yeah Yeah
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