Альбом Less Than Jake

I'm sleeping
Right in the middle of a good dream
When all at once i wake up
From something that keeps knocking at my brain
Before I go insane
I hold my pillow to my head
And spring up in my bed
Screaming out the words i dread
I think I love you!

This morning I woke up with this feeling
I didn't know how to deal with
And so I just decided to myself
I'd hide it to myself
And never talk about it
And did not go and shout
When you walked into the room
I think i love you

I think i love you
So what am i so afraid of
Afraid that i'm not sure of
A love that there's no cure for
I think I love you
Isn't that what life is made of
Though it worries me to say
That i've never felt this way
yeah

Believe me
You really don't have to worry
I only wanna make you happy
And if you say "hey go away" I will
But i think better still
I better stay around and love you
Do You think I have a case
Let me ask you to your face
I think I love you

I think I love you
So what am i so afraid of
Afraid that i'm not sure of
A love that there's no cure for
I think I love you
Isn't that what life is made of
Though it worries me to say
That i've never felt this way
yeah

I don't know what i'm up against
I don't know what it's all about
I've got so much to think about
yeah

I think I love you
So what am I so afraid of
Afraid that i'm not sure of
A love that there's no cure for

Do you think you love me?
I think i love you
I think i love you
I think i love you

I know you'll be around
short sighted and undecided
and you'll know where I'll be found
Another day, smoking cigarettes
Apathetic, just plain pathethic
Feels like the day we first met
We're not growing up
And it's just my luck
And I'm broke and standing here again.
And we're not growing up
And it's just my luck

A friend of mine he pointed out to me

that who I've become

is not the same person that I used to be

A friend of mine he pointed out to me

That I'm not the same as I used to be

And y'know he made me think twice about who I am

And now I think of how I lived my life

Sitting on the corner under the street light

What would I change?

What would I want to stay the same?

And I've decided that I won't decide

So I 'll sit on the curb watching the cars roll by

who the hell needs self doubt

When it's always the same shit that goes around town.

This is the modern world
this is the modern world

What kind of fool do you think I am (whoa)
to think I know nothin' 'bout the modern world (whoa)
all my life is spent on spite
I won't turn my head in ?
is my inspiration dry

I know more than you'll ever know
even in school I felt quite sure
that one day I'd be on top
and I'd look down upon the ?
the teachers' descent don't mean a thing

This is the modern world that I've learned about
this is the modern world
we don't need no one
to tell us what's right or wrong

Say what you like 'cause I don't care (whoa)
I know what I am and going to
is somewhere I won't see you
don't have to explain myself to you
I don't give two fucks about your view

This is the modern world that I've learned about
this is the modern world
we don't need no one
to tell us what's right or wrong
modern world, this is, this is, this is
this is, this is, this is
no we don't need no one
to tell us what's right or wrong, wrong

This is the modern world
this is the modern world

Stayed awake all night
fighting the crimes
Weasell, Rock and an Evil Guy
Grandfather, Mandy, Wendel, Chip
help ninja boy be the best there is

Master Mogana, he'll never win
he's no match for his yo yo spin
Grandfather showed him all his tricks
there's not a problem he can't fix
and he's just getting started

[Chorus:]
Yo Yo Ninja Boy
go go Ninja Boy
[x2]

And he'll fight till the trouble ends
Yomagana have sworn their revenge
he'll save the day so have no fear
'cause still your Ninja Boy is here

[Chorus]

He'll be fighting crime until the end
(Yo Yo Ninja Boy)
with a little help from all his friends
(go go Ninja Boy)
Yo Yo Ninja Boy
go go Ninja Boy

Dopeman dopeman's got another big plan
to sell it to you or anyone he can
because this is much better than minimum wage
no matter how things work he's still gonna get paid
think about it for a minute more -
it's either work at McDonalds or the corner store
a quick money fix from a deal or 2
when a decision comes down
what would you do? you take - take a welfare state
or a dopeman's fate
and keep the cycle spinnin' round dopeman dopeman's got the upperhand
people wanna get as much as they can
because those reasons they'll always stay the same
and for some people it's the only way to stay sane
and think about it for a minute more -
a life of crime or hangin' round the liquor store
a quick drug fix to get you through
when the decision comes down
what would you do?

Man its really strange
this city never stays the same
its always
"I've got to keep on moving and I've got to keep on going"
but maybe it's to keep itself sane
that its always
"I've got to keep on going, so I don't have any feeling"
So I'm on my way out of this place that has me turning numb
I'm on my way,
all the feeling in this place has up and gone
so with one hand on the wheel
and the other out the window
with a smile on my face
and my middle finger up
with on hand on the wheel
this city's going crazy
without a care that its all fucked up

[Originally by Twisted Sister]

[Chorus:]
We're not gonna take it
no, we ain't gonna take it
we're not gonna take it anymore

(No!)
We've got the right to choose and
there ain't no way we'll lose it
this is our life, this is our song
we'll fight the powers that be just
don't pick our destiny 'cause
you don't know us, you don't belong

[Chorus]

Oh you're so condescending
your gall is never ending
we don't want nothin', not a thing from you
your life is trite and jaded
boring and confiscated
if that's your best, your best won't do

Whoa, who
we're right, yeah
we're free, yeah
we'll fight, yeah
you'll see

[Chorus]

We're not gonna take it (no!)
no, we ain't gonna take it (your words are weak)
we're not gonna take it anymore (?)

Son of Dick

Well Dick's son has his CD's in neat lines
and has a dad that reads every sign and says
"I only drive 62.5"
well I, yeah I don't really mind
his coordinated closet and his folded clothes
but who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes?

[Chorus:]
Well why's everybody sweating me
because I go to Dairy Queen
well why's everybody sweating me
I'm just the son of Dick Ramsbee

His dad boils water by time
and measures sugar by the line
who tours the country in a winnebago
well his dad's an anal guy
and his roomate's stalked by the FBI
"Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?"
Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa

[Chorus]

I'm son of Dick
I'm son of Dick
I
[x4]

Each time we have a fight, it almost breaks my heart,
Cause I'm so afraid that we will have to part,
Each night I ask the stars up above,
Why must I be a teenager in love?

One day I feel so happy, the next I feel so sad.
I guess I'll have to take the good with the bad.
Each night I ask the stars up above,
Why must I be a teenager in love?

I cried a tear for nobody but you,
And I'll be the lonely one, if you should say we're through.
Well, if you want to make me cry, that won't be so hard to do.
And if you should say goodbye, I'll still go on loving you.
Each night I ask the stars up above,
Why must I be a teenager in love?

[Originally by J. Geils Band]

I could see it was a rough cut Tuesday
slow motion weekdays stare me down
her lipstick reflex got me wound
there were no defects to be found
snap shot and it froze without a sound

Thursday morning was a hot flash factor
her face still focused in my mind
test strip proof sheet love is hard to find
Friday night we danced the spotlight grind
stop time heart for me if she's not mine

[Chorus:]
Freeze frame, freeze frame
freeze frame, freeze frame
freeze frame, freeze frame
freeze frame, I freeze, yeah

Now I'm looking at a flashback Sunday
zoom lens feeling just won't disappear
close up, dark room, sweet talk in my ear
her hot spot love for me is strong
this freeze frame moment can't be wrong

[Chorus]

Can't be wrong

[Chorus]

Freeze frame, oh yeah
freeze frame, yeah
I freeze, you freeze
Freeze frame, yeah
freeze frame, yeah
[x2]
I freeze, you freeze
freeze frame, yeah
freeze frame

Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I wanna say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
No, I don't wanna lose your love tonight

I ain't got many friends left to talk to
No one's around when I'm in trouble
You know I'd do anything for you
Stay the night but keep it undercover
I just wanna use your love tonight
No, I don't wanna lose your love tonight

Trying to stop my hands from shakin'
Somethin' in my mind's not makin' sense
It's been a while since we were all alone
Can't hide the way I'm feelin'

As you leave me please would you close the door
and don't forget what I told you
Just 'cause you're right - that don't mean I'm wrong
Another shoulder to cry upon
I just wanna use your love tonight
No, I don't wanna lose your love tonight

Tonight, Tonight

When I think of how things are
right now it feels like
yeah it all feels like some kind of circus show
and how this town it keeps you pinned down
with the same old song from years ago
and y'know this place will chew you up and spit you out
before you go
and when they drag you
kicking and screaming from the scene you know
it's time to leave
when I think of this town right now
it's filled with speed freaks and assholes
and all kinds of creeps
and somehow every new face in every single case
in a year or two will be erased
and to think of how I'm feeling right not somehow
I still remember how I felt 4 years ago
and when I think of how things are right now
it's still the same old song from years ago
what do I know?
that it's still the same old song from years ago

[Originally by Spoke]

I won't change the world with a song
perhaps it's futile to comment
on a revolution somewhere else

I won't change the world with these words
but it's just like me
to observe the dissolution somewhere

The war of locked minds
has subsided to these very different times
with the burning conflicts smothered
who will throw in a match from behind, yeah

I won't change the sway of politics
but if I could
I just might pick a revolution somewhere else
won't change the sway of govemment
the choice was made
and lives were spent on dissolution somewhere

Prepare and defend
as history storms in once again
whether we want it or not
a change is what we've got
it's what we've got, yeah

Blasting our way through the boundaries of Hell
No one can stop us tonight
We take on the world with hatred inside
Mayhem the reason we fight
Surviving the slaughters and killing we've lost
Then we return from the dead
Attacking once more now with twice as much strength
We conquer then move on ahead

(Chorus:)
Evil
My words defy
Evil
Has no disguise
Evil
Will take your soul
Evil
My wrath unfolds

Satan our master in evil mayhem
Guides us with every first step
Our axes are growing with power and fury
Soon there'll be nothingness left
Midnight has come and the leathers strapped on
Evil is at our command
We clash with God's angel and conquer new souls
Consuming all that we can

(Chorus)

[Originally by Slayer]

Screams and nightmares of a
life I want
can't see living this lie no
a world I want
you've lost all control of my
heart and my soul
Satan holds the future
watch it unfold

I am the Antichrist
it's what I've got to be
your God left me behind
and set my soul to be free

Watching disciples of the
satanic rule
pentagram of blood
holds the jackal's truth
searching for the answer
christ hasn't come
awaiting the final moment
the birth of Satan's son

I am the Antichrist
all love is lost
insanity is what I am
eternally my soul will rot

("Everyone to the bar!")

[Chorus:]
Don't call me Rich
don't call me George
just call me cheez
that's who [alt: what] I am
[x3]
not Rich, not George
I'm Cheez

Civilized until the keg runs dry
and he's tried
to drink from 9 to 5
and then from 5 to 9
always drunk and going crazy
(always) drunk, going [alt: and] crazy
you better believe it

[Chorus]

Chesterfield, where the keg's never dry
it's always filled
have another beer with fear
have another beer or two
then he'll show you his cheese tattoo
always drunk, going crazy
you better believe it

[Chorus]

(alt: Don't call me Rich
don't call me George
just call me cheez
that's what I am
[x3]
not Rich Allen George
I'm Cheez)

[Originally by The Muppets]

1-2-3
When the sun goes down and the tide rolls out
and the people gather 'round and they all begin to shout
"Hey! Hey! Uncle Dud
it's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud
it's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud"

What a dance do they do
glory how I'm tellin' you
they don't need no band
they keep time by clappin' their hands
just happy as a cow chewin' on a cud
it's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud
it's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud

[

Now if you want somethin' that's good and hot
just eat a hamburger it'll hit the spot
you can see 'em on the griddle
goin' flippety flop
makes you wanna do the boogie
to the hamburger hop

They're open up 24 hours a day
just waitin' and hopin'
all the folks would say
put a burger on the griddle
do a flippety flop
put an onion in the middle
and a pickle on top

There just ain't nothin' finer, no
nothin's quite so new
? the seasoning ?
like the burger's always do

You really should go
because it's swept the land
everybody's goin' to the hamburger stand
and they put 'em on the griddle
do the flippety flop
everybody does the boogie
to the hamburger hop

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