Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel nasty as an old man's nose Makin' believin' he was evil struttin' in his mama's clothes So you know that Eddie had a bad connection baby never had a chance to ball Sleepin' in the wrong direction baby dreamin' he was ten feet tall Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic suckin' like a super star Slicker than a shoe-shine quicker than a two-time Eddie what a thing you are [ guitar ] Eddie makes a damn good livin' baby puttin' other people down Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby cause he wasn't Jackson Browne Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic...