 It's got tattoos, it's got a pierced hood
It's got generation X
It's got lesbians, and vitriol,
And sadomasochistic latex sex
It's got Mighty Morphin' power brokers,
And Tanya Harding nude
Macrobiotic lacto-vegen non-confrontational free range food
It's got the handshake, peace talk, non-aggression pact
A multicultural interracial non-segregated historical fact
Say Amen. Hallelujah! Say Amen
It's a certifiable number one smash
Hallelujah. Amen.
Certifiable undeniable solid platinum number one smash.
It's got more hooks than a tackle box ,
It's got really loud guitars
It's got a blasting cap in the fertilizer,
Got the secret anguish of the network stars
It's anti-fur, it's unplugged, it's got an OK from the Pope
Got art nails and a Wonderbra, and
Dread lock blunt rolled Buddha dope
Got the head nod, the finger pistol,
The nose up in your crack
Montel, and Geraldo,
And the women who hate the men that hate them back
Say Amen! Hallelujah! Say Amen
It's a certifiable number one smash
Hallelujah! Amen!
Certifiable undeniable solid platinum number one smash.
Video Pitch:
Now I gotta tell ya about the video idea…your really gonna love this! We start out in one of these rural churches in the middle of Alabama somewhere and they're havin' this gigantic rave up gospel church festival with fat women with their hands in the air yellin' amen and hallelujah. And our boy, our hero, he's right in the middle of it and religious fervor is just exploding off of his body behind the alter of this church there's this gigantic icon of a black Jesus Christ…who our boy later licks.
Smash cut to him on a hillside dancing wildly, half naked, with his undulating midriff sweating profusely in front of hundreds and hundreds of burning crosses
Smash cut back to the church only now it's not a church right, it's a courtroom and the priest has become a judge and the choir's become the Jury and black Jesus is on trial for raping our boy. So this really angry contingent of fat trucker lookin' guys sweeps up blackJesus, beats him senseless and throws him in prison, where our boy takes pity on him, goes to him, weeps in front of the bars and then gives him a hand job through them. But it's all shot by Herb Ritz so it's really beautiful and you feel sorry for both of them
All right, all right…so that we don't offend everybody in the whole fucking world at this point, these two gigantic beautiful red velvet curtains close from either side of the screen and then reopen and the whole cast of the video takes a bow like it was a play or somethin' right!…get it?
All right well, if you don't get that you'll get this…when those receipts start tearin' in from all over the world you're gonna kick the almighty god ass my friends because sixty billion flag waving fans in every stadium in the fucking planet are gonna be yellin'!…
Sequins, bell bottoms , peace and hope and love
OJ and VR and Elvis Jackson with a Blue Suede Glove
Say Amen! Hallelujah! Amen
Certifiable number one smash
Hallelujah! Amen!
Certifiable undeniable solid platinum number one smash.
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