(Neville) Went to a fortune teller To have my fortune read I didn't know what to tell her I had a dizzy feeling in my head She took a hold of my palm She said Son you feel kind of warm And then she looked into a crystal ball She said You're in love I said how could that be so I'm not friendly with the girls I know She said when the next one arrives You gotta look into her eyes I left there in a hurry Looking forward to my big surprise The next day I discovered That the fortune teller told me lies I rushed straight back to that woman Just as mad as I could be I said I didn't see nobody Why'd she made a fool of me Then something struck me Like lightning from up above While looking at the fortune teller I fell in love Now I'm a happy fella I'm married to the fortune teller I'm as happy as I can be Now I get my fortunes told for free