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Dane Cook
Dane Cook


Информация
Настоящее имя Dane Jeffrey Cook
Дата рождения 18 марта 1972 г.
Место рождения Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Жанры Comedy
Годы 1990—н.в.
Сайт Website



Тексты песен Dane Cook

Текст песни "Turn On's Slash Turn Off's"


There's certain things in a person that turn you on.
They're called turn-on's. Teeth. I love a girl with nice teeth.
If you have a nice set of teeth, that's a turn-on for me.
If you open your lips and it's like "fchank fchank fchank",
if it's like a booby trap -
I don't like when you open your mouth and it's like a battle of epic
proportions goin' on and your teeth are all screamin' at each other.

"I'm a molar, wisdom tooth, get the fuck out of my gums!"

"Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside, past the lips.
I enjoy a nice sea brezze from time to time."

"Ahh! I'm the crazy yellow tooth that looks like corn!
Don't brush me! Don't brush me! I have an imagine to uphold.
Don't brush me, I'm yellow. I'm a yellow fang."

Turn-on's. Then there's something called turn-off's and those are things
that turn you off.
If you were a droid, "uhnneww", you'd be turned off.
Like right off the bat, number one thing I don't like:
I don't like a stinky pussy. It's a turn-off.
I don't appreciate that.
Ladies, I'm sure you don't like a funky sack.
But then again, that'd be a great couple.

"You have a stinky pussy!"
"Smell my sack!"
"Ugh!"
"Huh?"

Turn-on's slash turn-off's - that's what we're talking about right now.

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