You think I'm a lame duck I don't give a blue f*** I'm living like crazy driven to be lazy I blush like a tomato pale as a chipped potato you're a real peach just out of reach We're all cooking the same goose a recipe of fiction I stew in my own juice in another kitchen You think I'm a lame duck I don't give a blue f*** I don't give two hoots you're too big for your bossy boots