The night before the funeral, I got some.
I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum.
I took her clothes off and I played with her bits
And she did the same but it took ages for me to come.
Too drunk and getting old...
It was a lovely show for a god I don't believe in.
I couldn't sing a single note at the service.
When they did "How Great Thou Art" all I could think of
Was my old l.p. of hymns by Elvis.
There's no such thing as sin...
I said to Laura, "I hope I know you forever
And when I'm going, I'm going the Viking way.
Lay me in a boat with my favourite things
And set me on fire then send me on my way.
Kick me out to sea."
There's no such thing as sin...
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