The boy’s got problems
The boy’s got stress
The boys got a .38 hidden in desk
The boy’s got a chickie
With four months to go
Grim facts every parent must know
The girl’s a deadly teaser
Wants to do a private show
She got a hundred thousand fantasies
She wants the band to know
She likes to brush across my Levis
Likes to watch him grow
Grim facts every parent must know
Red lights
Gang fights
Brewin’ in the heart
Cop cars
Gay bars
On your precious street
That ain’t so neat
Sister’s on the street now
Lookin’ for some Joe
Only got about an hour
To pay for her new nose
Get’s a hundred for her body
A nickel for her soul
Grim facts every parent must know
Grim facts every parent must know
And I am feelin’ itchy
Got a fire down below
I’m a walkin’ loaded time bomb
Just about to blow
Tries to slide inside my pockets
But it’s strictly SRO
Grim facts every parent better know
Grim facts every parent better know
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