The Karelia
"To His Coy Dietress"

Take me tenderly
if you could salivate
I would appreciate that
Could you, you could, you know
All that is good is so bad
This fat is teasing me
Does your appetite whet you
and let you forget your vows?
I wait on this chilly plate
trying to titillate
Tickle my raspberry nipples
so gingerly

You want me, I know
I can see by the greed in your eyes
There could have been others
but none of such sickening size
The sensation is sweet
But time passes so quickly
So why don’t you eat me?

Could you encircle me with lips
that a-quiver and drip for me?
I’m whipped and I’m stiff
and I want to be licked
There’s bits that taste quite sugary
Damn your piety!
What can you gain from cold restraint?
The strain that sings, it’s spilling like cream
How can you watch it turn?
Mmmmm

You want me, I know
I can see by the greed in your eyes
There could have been others
but none of such sickening size
The sensation is sweet
But time passes so quickly
So why don’t you eat me?