The Beatles
"I Am The Walrus"

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirts
Stupid bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty boy
You've let your face grow long

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus, coo-coo-ca-choo

Mister city policeman sitting, pretty little
policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry
I'm crying
I'm cry

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus, coo-coo-ca-choo

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the Sun
If the Sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus, coo-coo-ca-choo

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Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
Ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singin' Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allen Poe

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus, coo-coo-ca-choo
Coo-coo-ca-choo
Coo-coo-ca-choo
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