Tenacious D
"Friendship Test"

brrrriiiinngg. fbrrrrrrrriiing.
*click*

Kyle: Two Kings.

Jack: Hey Kage.

Kyle: Hey!

Jack: How's it goin'?

Kyle: Good, good...

Jack: What are you---what are you doin'?

Kyle: Oh, god, I was just, I was---

Jack: I love you.

Kyle: ...what'd you say?

Jack: I said I love you, man. I just wanted to say it.

Kyle: Dude, thanks... thank you... that's awesome. Fuckin' awesome.
I mean, uh... that's cool you can say that.

Jack: Don't you have something to say?

Kyle: No. (pause) Aw, I mean, I, uh, I like you... I like you too, dude.

Jack: Whoa, whoa. LIKE? HO HO HO, MAN! I'm glad I fuckin'
did this test on you, the friendship test!

Kyle: What?

Jack: No, man---

Kyle: What are you talkin' about?

Jack: That---what happened before when I said I love you, that was a test.
Because, man, I could've made a total ASS of myself if I hadn't done this test on you.
*whistles* HOO HOO!

Kyle: Wait, you don't---

Jack: Boy.

Kyle: You don't really love me?

Jack: Dude, listen. You fuckin' passed the test, okay? But BARELY.
You know what you got?

Kyle: What'd I get?

Jack: F+. *click*