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"Cody"

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Received march ninth at 6:18 pm
Sean whats up its Cody
So i was just uh driving from the old road
And theres this fucking ford truck in front of me
And it has a W'04 sticker
And it has a fucking uh a George bush sticker
You know and then it has a it has those little sticker guys
That usually people have like piss on ford or piss on chevy
And its all piss on John Kerry
Like he had all this shit on the back of his truck right
So were sittin at the stop stoplight
So i flip him the fucking W
Like you said right
And so im flipping him the W
And like he cant figure it out
And hes like telling his wife
I can see hes like
"ya theres this guy behind me ya know like doing the W sign"
And he didnt get mad right
Cause he didnt know
He thought i was like ya fucking pro bush
So i give him the W and i flip him off
At the same time dude
And then he realizes like
"Oh shit this guy isnt a fucking pro bush guy"
Ya know
And then he
The the light turns green
And he fucking he stops in the middle of the intersection dude
And then his wifes like
You could tell shes like
"What are you doing"
Ya know
And so then he just takes off
And then the next light turns red
And he fucking hits reverse
Like hes gonna reverse into me and shit
And then ya know
I was just sat there patiently ya know
Just like im not gonna budge
Im not gonna try to drive away scared or anything
Ya know
And then he just takes off and it was it was just like nothing happened
But it was funny dude
I had to fucking do something to this guy dude
Fuck