Roger Waters
"The Attack"

Radio: "An enemy missile attack has been launched against this
country. It is estimated that the missiles will arrive in
approximately three minutes."
Man: "God, almighty, there's only three minutes to go!"
Woman: "Okay, I'll just get the washing in."
Man: "Shut up! I'm trying to listen!"
Radio: "Stay indoors."
Woman: "Oh, dear, I've left the oven on."
Man: "Get in! Get in! Get in!"
Woman: "The cake will be burned!"