Revolting Cocks
"I'm Not Gay"

'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (2x)
It's hard to be a guy like me, queer in Dallas closet-free
So I moved to Austin just to see! Dressed in drag my ass got beat
I'm a homo like a refuge, looking for that homo spree
'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (2x)
It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (2x)
San Anton became my home but I felt just like a Greek in Rome
So I moved to Houston for some tail but got beat up and thrown in jail
I'm a homo like a refuge, looking for that homo spree
It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
Naked in the retrograde
It's hard to be a homo in the USA
'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (4x)
The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock
Where I found my playmate
One thing that I must proclaim 'I'm not gay'
I just pretend I am when I'm drunk
I have a girlfriend, I'm not gay
'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (4x)