Plan B
"Charmaine"

Verse 1

The first day I saw her was at the train station
she was half black half Caucasian
at first yo I thought she was Asian
but as I get a bit closer her origin is blatant
the best of both worlds a caramel complexion
I swear when she smiled I almost got an erection
piercing green eyes that shined like emeralds
once she gave me the wink, could only think with my genitals
she tells me her name as soon as I approach her
its Charmaine, Charmaine De La Rosa
I say is that Spanish she says yeah I say kosher
the whole time imagining what it would be like to dose her
the train pulls up and we get on it together
duration of the journey get to know each other better
we exchange numbers and agree to meet afterwards
she blows me kiss and with that we parted

Chorus

Young girl get out of my mind
my love for u
is way out of line x2

Verse 2

One week and Ј20 phone credit later
I don’t just want to juice this girl now I want to date her
she’s got a great personality and sense of humour
next time we meet, it just cant come any sooner
we arrange to go out for a drink at a bar
she’s already there when I arrive and she looks the part
even more stunning than I remembered
**** it drop dead gorgeous
her ass is tight and her breasts are bloody enormous
hand in hand we walk over to the doorman he’s got a big shiny head yo he looks like George Forman
he lets her through and asks me for I.D I’m like what the hell you talking bout man I’m 19
I whip my drivers licence out and he lets me in
then I trip over a step how embarrassing
Charmaine witnesses it all but pretends no to see
I feel like a fool she just thinks its sweet.

Chorus

Verse 3

The night goes a lot smoother than planned
apart from the little hiccup at the start its all gone grand
when other guys try churps she shows them the hand
turns down every dance saying I’m her man
we get a cab back to my place were we get it on I take off my shirt she strips right down to the thong
I marvel at her body voluptuous curves she’s a real women no doubt about it her
confidence is sky high she’s the one who’s got me on my back, saying baby this is your night
I’m like alright its worth a go I suppose
so we switch roles and she takes full control
she starts slow grinding me softly
whilst kissing yeah she’s doing me properly
that’s when I start thinking man this girls gotta be from out of this world or something because she’s shocking me
I’d never felt like this before this was more than sex
sex is something that you have with sket’s
something the next day you regret
with a girl you wished you’d never met
na ah no way man this had to be love
I couldn’t believe I was saying it but that’s what it was
like a leaf in the Autumn
I had fallen
after that nothing else seemed important.

Chorus

Now its time to hear my predicament my catch 22
I love this girl but now I have to cut her loose
I was talking to one of my boys the very next day
and I told him all about me and Charmaine
he looks at me in a very strange way and asks me if De La Rosa is her surname
if she’s mixed race and her eyes are green
I say “yeah” he replies “Blud, that girls 14.