NOFX
"Thank God It's Monday"

(Monday is my favourite time of year)
I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays
Cause they feel like Saturdays
When you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holiday
I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do
Can't wait for Tuesday

I really never liked Fridays (I don't) I can't do what I wanna do (like you)
Sold out at the movies (go out) can't eat at the restaurant (weekend)
Everyone wants a good time but the bar is full of cigarette smoke
I think I'll stay home I think I'll wait for Monday

I live a 5 day weekend I get a year long holiday
Thank God it's Monday
The only place I gotta be is at the show or on the first tee
Thank God for irony
Nevermind aggravation modulation gimme another key

I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays (Wednedays) cause they're kinda like Christmas (to you)
Come to think about it Wednesdays (Thursdays) are a little like Hanakah (everyday is new)
Thursdays Thanksgiving I'm talking about good living
I think I'll give thanks
Thank God it's Monday