NOFX
"My Name's Bud (And My Sister's Mary-Jane)"

They're always doin' fry
They try to get me high
I felt the pressure but I never did

They used to call me dude
Put it in my food
I never wanted to when I was a kid

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Took my squirt gun
And made it a bong

My sister's name is Mary-Jane
And mine's Bud! Mine's Bud!