NOFX
"El Lay"

Get outta my way
Can't you see I'm from L.A?
I've met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo
I bet I know way more people than you

I just love this town
My girlfriend weighs 84 pounds
I met her at the Cathouse where I get in for free
She pays the rent while I watch TV

When we go out tonight
Gotta get my hair just right
Tight black pants and blue suede shoes
To get my picture in Rock City News

Gotta get those flyers out
I might meet a talent scout
And he'll talk contracts with me
Fame, fortune, MTV

Rock City News