Lil' Twist
"The Leak"
The microphone killa, microphone wrecka
Got me Mr. Twist himself, the young Chubby Checker
Like Young Money youngin' when no playin' the boy
But I jet, and I am your favorite kids choice award
No Nick At Nite another year and my girls know Miley Cyrus
But the money keep flowin' like that Jonas on the island
Jonas Brothers, I'm so illy, look like Vic, I'm so, so silly
Like I'm sittin' in the lab with Jay-Mill's, you gotta feel me, wait
Young Moola, baby, yeah, we so crazy
And I am so amazin' and y'all are so lazy
Call me Jeezy, baby, and please don't try to play me
Yeah, you gonna need more than God to come save me
Wait, that's my savior, church, now I'm missin' ya
Eyes burnin' everyday, I'm sayin' like I'm macin' ya
Then I hit the Harlem shake, they like, "Look Lil Twist you amazin' now"
Then I hit the backspace, now Lil' Twist erasin' ya
Nah, I'm just showcasin' ya, if a test I'm acin' ya
If you the young and I'm the cap, believe they no chasin' ya
And with these jewels, boy, I can't feel my face
And I, I open up your top, now the, now the kid wastin' ya
Intelligence, the little that you had, I'm the big bad wolf's dad
Homie, no comparin' me to no one
Especially you, I'm in the league next to you
Oh, I bumped you, you boo times two
And I'm ooo-wee-wee awesome, greatness, that's I
You can see me with no eyes, flyer than a birds sight
No lie, why should I? I'm fly high like Jim Jones' song
We ballin' when I was born to skip college
Straight runnin' this game, no shame
You lame and rap should be my middle name
Lil' Twist and young game, no Roc-a-fella-ella
This rap game ain't easy, oh wait
It is easy when your big brother's Weezy, go
Brand new money, brand new bossin'
And ya act brand new and get a brand new coffin
Lil' bro, I got ya hold ya weight and I'mma spot ya
All ya need is the combination to the locka
I'm the hip hop rocka, I'm the hip hop doctor
I'm in tip top shape and my flip flop's Gucci
Drinkin' sake, eating sushi with a bunch of bad groupies
I swear I'm a walkin' movie, you ain't even gotta cue me
And baby I'm the shit, you ain't even gotta do me
'Cause ain't no one gonna do me better than I'mma do me
So, so I'mma do me, my watch say time to do me
You don't kick it like I kick it, bitch, I kick it I'm kinda Bruce Lee
I'm the shooter behind the shooting, I'm the looter behind the looting
And I got so much swagger, I swear swagger tryin' to sue me
Yo' girlfriend tryin' to new me, I mean she tryin' to get to know me
She say that she will do all kinds of crazy shit to know me
Ok, Lil' Twist, I'm Kobe but I'm shootin' like Ginobli
No one after nor before me, I go to Earth when Mars is borin'
What am I worth? You can't afford me, but ya baby moms adore me
She, she wanna read my tattoos like a motherfuckin' story
That's another fuckin' story, but I'mma get to that later
You don't know what you're in for and call me Mr. Data
Or you can call me "It's The Greatest" or for short just "The Greatest"
I swear I walk right on the lot and bought the longest Mercedes
It's Weezy, baby ho', turn up ya radio
I'm in the penthouse, fuckin' on the patio
She call me daddy yo, she don't wear panty hose
And when I'm done watch out I do magic, make her vanish, yo
But she was Spanish though, and I like them Spanish ho's
Yeah, two of them and one of me's a Weezy sandwich ho'
But I be like, "Damn them ho's", I am an animal
I am the chief of the tribe like a Seminole
Crazy like Anna Nicole, but I'm expanding though
Man, I swear I don't need security, I need fan patrol
And I am Young Moola and so is Twisty, baby
And don't you ever forget that and don't forget the baby, gone