Insane Clown Posse
"To Catch A Predator"

(Verse #1)
I'm on the internet, posin' as a little girl
I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world
I tell them I'm curious, and I'm only 12
Mom and dad are gone for the day, and I'm by myself
Buckets of throw up, are next to my computer
Hopin' they'll show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em
It would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade
I'm frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the 7th grade
The doorbell rings I gotta get 'em inside
In my best little girl voice I'm like,
"Hi, come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
And when the door shuts, that's when I let them see me
"Hi there"
I stab them in the neck first, cuz it hurts
Hit 'em where the blood squirts
Carve his whole face off, and make him eat it
Chain him up by his foot in the basement bleeding

(chorus #1)
I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn for this
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn for this
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

(verse #2)
Soon enough Feds will be shutin' down my service
Cuz people out there, don't think they deserve this
Until its your kid some old man is finger fuckin',
titty suckin', then you'll want the knife stuck in
I don't blame ya, that's why I catch them in advance
While his dick is still in his pants, they never get a chance
I tell them I'm alone and I'm only 13
Lookin' for a good time, ya know what I mean?
Bring me some Funions and a slurpy
Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes
And within 20 minutes here comes a doctor
Knockin on my door, pedophile butt-knocker
"Come in have a seat!", And then I stroll in
With the all purpose hunting blade straight up his throat chin
I cut his hands off, he ain't touchin' nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody

"Please mister clown sir you dont have to do. ."
"zip it"
"plea. please I got money"
"Shut it fucker!"
"Please! we can work this out"
"Silence I said"

Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead
Every time I walk by 'em, I punch 'em in the head
Cut they fucking dicks off and stick them in each others mouths
Now what ya'll talkin about?

(chorus #2)
I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

(verse #3)
The house is getting funky bodies in the basement stink
What the fuck am I thinkin'?
I put my face-paint on and go down stairs
And beat they ass some times, cuz it ease my mind
Some of them are dead, and some of them are livin'
But I'm going to hurt them every chance that I'm given

I hit them with the nail gun or the stun gun
They cant run so they mad fun
I was sawin' the head off when I heard the doorbell
I'm not expectin' any predators, but oh well
I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there"
But I left a head sittin' on a living room chair
He seen it, ran, I had to give chase
We cut across the lawn with my knife cuttin' for his face
I threw it and stuck him in the back of the neck
Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck

"ahhh help, some body any body!"
zip it
"ahhh! please!"
Shut it the fuck up
"ahhh!"
People are lookin! Silence!

A bus full of high-school kids watched it happen
And he kept screamin' like a pansy despite my slappin'
Plus the neighbors seen it, so did the mail-man
But they all never said anything bout it again

(chorus #3)

I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!