Harry Nilsson
"Simon Smith And The Amazing Dancing Bear"

Newman

I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancin' bear.

Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming
Oh who would think a boy and bear would be well accepted everywhere ?
Well it's just amazing how fair people can be.

Seen at the nicest places where well-fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing bear.

They'll love us, won't they ? They feed us, don't they ?
Oh who would think a boy and bear could be well-accepted everywhere ?
Well it's just amazing how fair people can be.

Well who needs money when you're funny ?
The big attraction everywhere will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear
Yeah, Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear.