Half Man Half Biscuit
"Everything's AOR"


Bubble permEver since your bubble permI’ve gone ex-directoryJust in case you need meSwivel chairIn your leather swivel chairYou can turn your back on meLeave me in the out-trayShe’s the main man in the office in the cityAnd she treats me like I’m just another lackeyBut I can put a tennis racket up against my faceAnd pretend that I am Kendo NagasakiExecutiveThink you’re all executiveBut I could still upset you withMillican and NesbittAcumenLoads of business acumenBut can you remember whenYou would die for FlintlockMary oh MarySongtexteQuite ordinaryTell me how does your CD collection growWith Sade and WhitneyVandross and T’PauEverything’s AORShe’s the main man in the office in the cityAnd she treats me like I’m just another lackeyBut I can put a tennis racket up against my faceAnd pretend that I am Kendo NagasakiShe’s the main man in the office in the cityI remember though when she was reading JackieBut I can put a tennis racquet up against my faceAnd pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki