Grandaddy
"Fuck the Valley Fudge"

Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees-
Look at these
rookies around us;
Aren’t you glad you found us?
If you are who you say you are,
get up here to the bar,
We’ll plot out a plan
to take down the man

We’ll start with that new future
superstars and steal all their
decorative rocks,
and fight all their rent-a-cops
And for the freeway maintainers
who assist our escape,
We’ve got sandwiches, juice,
and cold Gatorade

We’ll expose all the bicyclists
who really are
DUI students
who can’t drive their cars.
And we’ll take stucco dust
and wet drywall sludge,
combine it just right to make
Fuck the Valley Fudge.

Applebee’s, Chuck E. Cheese, dirty deeds- don’t you see?
Fuck the Valley Fudge,
It’s my hate and my love

Nepalese, antifreeze, calories – can’t you see?
Fuck the Valley Fudge,
It’s my hate and my love
Fuck the Valley Fudge,
It’s my hate and my love
Fuck the Valley Fudge,
It’s my hate and my love

Fuck the Valley Fudge,
Fuck the valley

Fudge