Frank Zappa
"WPGL"

I say WPLJ, really taste good to me
WPLJ, won't you take a drink with me
Well, it's a good good wine
It really make you feel so fine
(So fine, so fine, so fine)

I went to the store when they opened up the door
I said, "Please please please gimme some more"
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what it do to you!

You take the bottle, you take the can
Shake it up fine, you get a good good wine.
White Port & Lemon Juice,
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah . . . )
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what it do to you!

The W is the White,
The P is the Port,
The L is the Lemon,
The J is the Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what it do to you!

Well I feel so good, I feel so fine
I got plenty lemon, I got plenty wine
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
I said White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what it do to you!

Roy: Por quй no consigues tu . . . tu carnal que nos compre some wine ese, бndale, pinche bato, puto, hombre, no te hagas nalga, hombre . . . (chale!) no seas tan denso, hombre (chale!), бndale, dile, porque no merecer, бndale, pinche vino, mбs sua . . . mбs suave es, mбs . . . mбs lindo que la chingada, hombre, бndale, pinche bato, hombre, quiere tu carnal, hombre, tu carnal ese, tъ, tъ sabes, tъ sabes esto de la movida, tъ sabes la movida, ese, tъ sabes cуmo es, tъ sabes, pinche vino, puta, бndale, pinche bato, cabrуn, бndale
?: This is getting me in trouble . . .
Roy: Бndale, hombre, por quй no, hombre?
?: Sorry!
Roy: Te digo que sн, hombre, te digo, chingao ese, estб mбs . . . estб mбs meco, hombre, ponemos mбs mecos que la chingada, ay! Ay, bato pinche, ay!