Dogs Die In Hot Cars
"Celebrity Sanctum"
I love Lucy
I love Lucy Liu
Yes, I love her twice as much as you
Now, there's Jolie
Angela Jolie
Could you ever look as good as she?
I just want someone that would come home
Why don't, why don't, why don't
Why don't you come, why don't you come home?
Now, there's Zeta
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Yes, her body is perfectly toned
Oo, when I meet her
We'll be mates, you'll see
And I'll be the guy the guys want to be
And I just want someone that would come home
Why don't, why don't, why don't
Why don't you come, why don't you come home?
And just one star jump out of magazines into my arms
I know, we took it too
We took it to far
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
Stop watching me, oh
And I just want someone that would come home
Why don't, why don't, why don't
Why don't you come, why don't you come home?
And just one star jump out of magazines into my arms
I know, we took it too
We took it to far