Chris Moyles
"Hepburn"


There was a time when I looked
all clean and waif like
eating healthy with a diet coke

But now I've put weight on and
I've become a porker
and it does not look like I'll get a bloke

But it turns out that you might just like me
I'm must tell you that you really excite me
I'm so fat that it won't hurt if you bite me

'Cause you fancy my ..

Big Hips, Big Hips
'Cause lovin' me is like eating chocolate
Ain't gonna work out no more
Big Hips, Big Hips
I'm big and brash and beautiful, yeah
Ain't gonna go to gym no more
Ain't gonna do a thing no more
Ain't gonna do diddly squat

I've got my hands dirty
while I ate chocolate
with one eye on the fridge
Opened it up and took out
all of the contents
and made myself a huge sandwich

You can roll me down a hill my baby
Use me as a bouncy castle maybe
But I'd rather that you covered me with gravy

As I'm tellin' you now I've got ..

Big Hips, Big Hips
'Cause lovin' me is like eating chocolate
Ain't gonna work out no more
Big Hips, Big Hips
I'm big and brash and beautiful, yeah
Ain't gonna go to gym no more
Ain't gonna do a thing no more
Ain't gonna do nowt

Yummy yum yum yummy ...
Baby, yummy yum yum yum

If you're hungry feast on me yeah

I'm very young and very spritly
Don't be scared just 'cause I know that you like me
So just drop your pants and hold on tightly

Cause I'm starvin' now

Big Hips, Big Hips
'Cause lovin' me is like eating chocolate
Ain't gonna work out no more
Big Hips, Big Hips
I'm big and bold and beautiful, yeah
Ain't gonna go to gym no more
Ain't gonna do a thing no more

Big Hips